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  • Publisher: Kazuul
  • Genre: Strategy
  • Device: Universal
  • Size: 143.2 MB
  • Version: 1.41
  • Price: Free
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App description: Can an idiot save the world? Download this game and let us know.

Its the clash of the century as the average animals take on the ogres in this adorable, peculiar, and challenging tower defense-style game. -Appadvice

A great game you can jump into and make ogres poof away in clouds of smoke. FrontTowardsGamer

I can't help but appreciate the art style. Big doe-eyed squirrels and dopey looking magical mushrooms just ooze with charm. -GameSkinny

From the lead designer of Age of Empires comes an entirely unique game. AN EPIC TALE OF LOVE AND WAR. Well, not really. But theres lots of Ogres. Youll smash em. Claw them. Seduce them. Explode them. Feed them to Lions.

SMASHING FUN
Colossal campaign crammed with 150 missions
Insane missions, with outrageous tricks and wily Ogres
Wild and crazy RTS-style battles across villages, canyons, rivers, hills, forests and temples
Amass a kingdom of 100+ provinces!

MULTIPLAYER FUN
Forge alliances, rescue friends provinces, or battle players for control of their kingdoms and resources
Gift Energy to friends, protect them from attack or pardon them from the Dungeon
Wild asynchronous battles

CHEATING IS ENCOURAGED
Cheat to snatch Gold, Energy or Acorns from the Kingdom treasury
Spy, Bribe and Declare War on your enemies
Toss your enemies into the Dungeon
Bribe the Dungeon Master to escape the Dungeon

RULE THE WORLD
King, Queen, Princess, Peasant. Your role is based on your popularity
Do whatever it takes to be popular. Youll be crowned King
As King, youll wield awesome powers thatll have your friends kissing your feet

LOST LEVELS! BONUS LEVELS! COMING SOON

Single or Multiplayer across ALL devices: iPad 1, iPad 2, iPad 3, iPad Retina, iPad Mini, iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4S, iPhone 5, iPod Touch 4th gen. Requires iOS 4.0 or later.

One Squirrel to Rule Them All is free to play, but if you wish you can enrich your experience by purchasing game items with real money. You can disable in-app purchases by adjusting your devices settings.
01-22-2014, 12:25 PM
#2
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 11,623
Game Impressions


01-22-2014, 04:39 PM
#3
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 136
this game looks so cute! anyone try it?
01-22-2014, 09:45 PM
#4
Needs to be logged in to Facebook to play. Deleted.
01-22-2014, 09:54 PM
#5
Joined: May 2012
Location: In the Chatroom
Posts: 15,759
Quote:
Originally Posted by New England Gamer View Post
Needs to be logged in to Facebook to play. Deleted.
Wow, not going to even bother trying it. Thanks.
01-23-2014, 08:38 AM
#6
Joined: Nov 2012
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 17
I was involved early in the beta a little less than a year ago. The general game mechanic was not enjoyable at all and it doesn't look like it has changed significantly. Regardless, I'll connect it up to Facebook and get a quick review of the finished product.
01-23-2014, 09:17 AM
#7
Joined: Jan 2012
Location: Toronto Canada
Posts: 787
Quote:
Originally Posted by New England Gamer View Post
Needs to be logged in to Facebook to play. Deleted.
Wow... such fail. Thanks for the update.

GC: UnSurreal
01-23-2014, 09:28 AM
#8
Joined: Jul 2012
Location: U.S.
Posts: 2,464
I tried a few times connecting with my gamer FB account and the game just kept freezing up on the loading screen. After the 3rd try I gave up and deleted. I was willing to give it a shot.
01-23-2014, 06:30 PM
#9
Joined: Oct 2010
Location: Minneapolis, USA
Posts: 3,659
Quote:
Originally Posted by New England Gamer View Post
Needs to be logged in to Facebook to play. Deleted.
It amazes me that companies still do this, when so many people have ignored or abandoned previous apps requiring FB.
01-25-2014, 05:22 AM
#10
Facebook not required

Quote:
Originally Posted by New England Gamer View Post
Needs to be logged in to Facebook to play. Deleted.
Not true. You do not need Facebook. It is optional.