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App description: Frustrated, irritated or just plain confused by the rising Hipster population? If so, then Hipster SMACKDOWN is for you!
48 levels and 3 different locations challenge you to smack the hipster and get him as far away from you as possible!
The additional Endless SMACKDOWN mode lets you play...endlessly, and compete for high scores and greater distances via instant posting of your magnificent achievements on Facebook.
Equip the hapless hipster in various costumes and accessories like the Rocket Pack or Chicken Suit, which grant special abilities for going even further and gaining higher scores!

- Amazing graphics that maintain artistic integrity without selling out.
- Challenging gameplay that you can enjoy without looking like you care.
- Original soundtrack featuring a composer that none of your friends have heard of!
- Cheap in-App purchases that even a student can afford!
01-22-2014, 10:17 AM
no iOS Game Center support with achievements & leaderboards ?

and no one will be able to to look me up to send me challenge for either of those :/

any plan for an update too add back GC support ?

01-22-2014, 11:45 AM
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 1,937
Surprised apple approved this- hipsters are their bread providers.
01-22-2014, 12:38 PM
Game Impressions

Last edited by Sanuku; 02-05-2014 at 12:57 AM.
01-22-2014, 12:55 PM
Joined: Apr 2010
Location: California, USA
Posts: 4,961
Well, I'll tell ya what! The imagination and humor got me right away, but I also love the artwork and attitude! Gotta get this, no doubt bout it!
01-22-2014, 01:46 PM
Pretty lame...deleted.
01-22-2014, 05:10 PM
Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 114
Seems like it could be a good game but hipsters? Really?
01-22-2014, 05:20 PM
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 16
I don't like this. I'm not a hipster either, it's the animosity of other types of people that bothers me.
01-22-2014, 05:25 PM
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 119
It's hard to believe this much work and polish was all applied to such a lame concept. Why hipsters? You don't even 'smack down' the hipster, you get kicked into the air and fly across the level, flapping the hipsters arms(???)
01-22-2014, 06:09 PM
Seems like dissing hipsters is a little dated at this point - game looks lame.