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iPhone: Seaman Count is Out!

08-12-2009, 04:09 AM
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Seaman Count is Out!


Seaman Count by Tootle

http://toucharcade.com/link/http://p...309316390&mt=8
iTunes Link

only $0.99



Quote:
Ever wanted to know what your Seaman Count was? Well now you can with Seaman Count, a quick casual game from Tootle, the creators of Snow Way To Draw and Heartist.

In Seaman Count, you are a deep sea monster whose sole aim is to swallow as much Seamen as possible before you are forked and made into calamari!

Touch the seamen in the correct order and the squid will reach up and grab them before gulping the seamen down. Touching the wrong seaman will slow you down and reduce your potential Seaman Count.

A few minutes of excitement, but hours of pleasure getting a larger Seaman Count than your best, or your friends, Seaman Count!

Features:
* A fork
* Seamen
* A sea monster
* Authentic sound effects from real sea monsters and seamen
* Vibration if you touch the wrong seaman (iPhone only)
* Largest Seaman Count achieved so far always visible
YouTube: video

Last edited by zlibd; 08-12-2009 at 04:13 AM.
08-12-2009, 04:10 AM
#2
Why Apple...WHY?!

08-12-2009, 04:11 AM
#3
Hahahahaha

Srry but sounds soooo nasty lol
08-12-2009, 04:16 AM
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'Swallow as much seamen as possible' lol.

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08-12-2009, 04:24 AM
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That's terrible grammar.
It's "Swallow as many Seamen as possible." They only put "as much" to nastify it up.
It's hilarious, but WTF are those reviewers doing?

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08-12-2009, 04:25 AM
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08-12-2009, 04:37 AM
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Brilliant!
08-12-2009, 04:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skamando View Post
That's terrible grammar.
It's "Swallow as many Seamen as possible." They only put "as much" to nastify it up.
It's hilarious, but WTF are those reviewers doing?
Not to mention "before you're calamari" (although technically, it COULD be correct...).

It's stupid, because as a joke it fails. Noone ever has a semen count to begin with, so why is that the joke?
08-12-2009, 04:41 AM
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Ohh I can see the reviews now lol

5 stars - "me and my friends love to compete over who can swallow the most seamen"

1 star - "not as fun as the real thing"
08-12-2009, 05:24 AM
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Damn it, I thought this might be the Seaman 2 game that Apple originally banned!