Well I was already expecting a turd when buying it with some spare change i had. Boy it did not disappoint!
The power gauge (the anatomically correct graphic in screenshot 2), you have to grab the ball, drag it down and flick up to shoot.
I particularly love how you change the player's appearance (I wouldnt go as far as ethnicity)...a slider that changes the hue on the Caucasian male. The man goes from a pasty pink to a grey, ashy tan. Lovely.
The game. Perfect if you want nothing but chirping birds, the out of sync tink when the club strikes the ball and the uninterested stereotypical Scotsman with the occasional double ended comment.
Kind of disappointed they didn't include the trailer into the game.