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App description: *** Dodge The Poo in an addictive humorous game that appeals to all genders at all ages ***

Make sure Yon the pigeon gets to work on time without getting poo falling on his head!!!
Game offers various high standard animations of background and characters.
Addictive gameplay with an easy single-touch control. Challenging and adventurous with an endless game mode and over 5 difficulty modes.
It starts easy, but gets nerve raking when the road gets messier and humans drop objects faster.
Many hilarious power-ups including anti objects umbrellas, anti-human air horns, and pigeon armed taxi.
Can you dodge all objects before your friends?
Get a head start now!
02-13-2014, 12:10 AM
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 2,597
Downloading now
I'm intrigued
02-13-2014, 12:23 AM
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 2,597
You're a pigeon on his way to work
Youre auto-walking (similar to a normal runner, but slower), but there's people sitting on power lines.
They're all pooping. You have a stall button, which temporarily stops your pigeon, and you must use it to keep from being pooped on by kids.
Get shat on, your work suit is poo'd up, and you lose

Don't see any ads or in apps.
Simple, Funny, interesting

Gets old fast.