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App description: Guide your missile through the asteroid field. Intuitive but tough! See if you can get further than your friends!

For all those who's life has been slowly drained away from playing Flappy Bird (or one of the many clones) too much (present company included), try "Not Flappy ____". Designed to help wean you from the now discontinued indie hit, this simple game will give you minutes and minutes of quality entertainment!

Lazer Kat's comments:
Lol.
Just what I need.
03-02-2014, 08:40 PM
#2
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,073
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.