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App description: One of the most popular games on other devices over the last month now available in the App Store.

#1 App in Overall Games in 2 countries
# 1 App in Arcade games in 2 countries
Top 5 Overall Game in 5 Countries
Top 5 Arcade game in 19 countries
Top 10 Overall Game in 13 countries
Top 10 Arcade Game in 23 Countries
Top 5 Overall app in 1 country
Top 10 Overall app in 2 countries

Help Average Joe and his friends (The Mailman, The Cable Guy, The Athlete and the IronPants Tech Geek) in their race for reproduction. Use your speed and stamina to reach the egg before dying and killing off mankind. Ok, so maybe that is a little dramatic, but this is one fast paced racing game that you don't want to miss.

Be careful along the way, you may run into some obstacles that can slow you down or decrease some of your stamina.

The game takes a skilled master to meneuver their way to reach the egg.

* 36 levels to choose from with increasing difficulty.
* 5 Different characters
* Obstacles
* Power Ups - Increase Speed, Increase Stamina, Invincibility
* Collect Coins along the way
* Leaderboards and Achievements

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03-11-2014, 01:38 PM
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 2,257
We all beat this game in the real world, can you beat it on iPhone..

03-11-2014, 03:02 PM
Joined: Sep 2013
Location: uk
Posts: 3,602
I put it on my samsung few days ago and quickly closed it down when my little girl asked what it was.lol
03-11-2014, 03:15 PM
Joined: May 2010
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,440
Kinda tasteless. Not trying to be funny.
03-11-2014, 03:20 PM
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 416
Is this another Endless Runner, or more appropriately, Endless Cummer?
03-11-2014, 04:04 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Location: Reading, England
Posts: 1,783
It's ok but I keep finishing too quickly...
03-11-2014, 04:16 PM
Yea I already beat this 3 times. Don't remind me.

03-11-2014, 04:24 PM
Bloody hell.
03-11-2014, 05:01 PM
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 1,937
Originally Posted by Gov View Post
We all beat this game in the real world, can you beat it on iPhone..
Actually it's the last sperm that wins. It takes all the other sperm to break down the egg's walls.
03-11-2014, 06:08 PM
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 479
Why does this exist...