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Old 03-11-2014, 08:16 PM
Slowboy71 Slowboy71 is offline
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Default The next big thing (is an elephant).

Yes, the next big thing is an elephant. A big elephant. A really big elephant. Not a big, like a really big elephant, elephant, but a big, like a planet elephant...

This elephant is so big that it holds the very real potential to destroy every living thing on planet Earth. This is, in fact, an E.L.E. An [URL=""]Extinction Level Elephant.[/URL]

Coincidentally, at just about the time that this elephant grew so big that it fell off the Earth and into orbit, a whole load of other potentially fatal (to you and me and the rest of the planet's inhabitants) objects such as meteors, comets, really hot things, really cold things, floating viruses, peanuts and massive chewing gums started making a b-line for the Earth.

The governments of the planet are currently holding crisis talks on how best to deal with this situation. The best idea that they have come up with so far is to get the entire population of the Earth to shout 'Blow!' at exactly the same time. The hope is that the massive elephant will hear this unified howl, understand it as a direct command, and, well, blow. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and this is the best we've got. Please await instructions from your local authorities about when to shout 'Blow.'

In other news, E.L.E. is patiently waiting over at [URL=""]Kickstarter[/URL] for funding to complete development of the mobile game that will chronicle his epic journey.

This has been a public service announcement.
Thank you so much for listening.

Wayne G Johnson
Hey Bear Productions
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Old 03-11-2014, 09:46 PM
JCho133 JCho133 is offline
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Haha wut.
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