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  • Publisher: Julian Thayn
  • Genre: Arcade
  • Device: iPhone
  • Size: 8.6 MB
  • Version: 1.4
  • Price: Free
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App description: **Featured in Arcade and Action New categories in US, Australia and Russia**

**Over 18,000 games played in two weeks**


Bert is dreaming again. And like most of us, he dreams of food. But unless Bert eats healthy fruits tonight, he'll wake up dead the next morning. Help Bert wake up alive. For his wife. For his kids. For the GOLDEN DONUT.


Wicked hard but still oh-so-fun

Swipe to eat fruits and avoid donuts.

Watch Bert gain and lose weight!

Compare scores with your super fun friends!

Get the Bronze, Silver, and crazy-rare GOLDEN DONUT.

There are no other donuts. Seriously. That's it.

LazerLex's comments:
Grew up playing classic Nintendo games and have always wanted to make a game of my own. I finally did it!

This is my first game. Taught myself how to code, drew the art, wrote the music and did the sounds for the game. Just released today!

Fatty Bert: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fatty-bert/id835562861?mt=8 (it's FREE)

Also, running a Fatty Bert high score leaderboard competition, winner gets $100. Enter at http://facebook.com/fattybert

Let me know what you think!