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App description: The Goat Rampage

The most ridiculous animal simulator. You're just a stupid Goat, but you're about to make the biggest rampage this world has ever seen.
Explore large maps, with interactive humans, animals, buildings and vehicles and make everybody's lives as miserable as possible.
Drive a car, an ambulance, a police car, catapult yourself through the city, well you can even fly a helicopter, frankly you can do whatever you like - you're a Goat.

PS: And of course you can use a Gravity Gun and throw a house through a pool party, but you knew that right?

- 4 huge locations to explore
- Gigantic city level with extreme missions and tons of stuff to demolish
- Scary Slenderman level
- Gameplay recording
- Stunning 3D graphics
- Interactive people with realistic animations and bonkers behaviour
- Drivable vehicles with improved mechanics
- Helicopter that you can fly
- Smooth and easy controls
- Hidden secret features
- Optimized performance


LOCATIONS
There are four locations. First is the funny village with tons of stuff to destroy, large hills to climb and crazy missions to complete.
Second is the factory location with large warehouses, funny workers and jeep car you can drive.
Third is a large city with tons of interactive people, cars, parties and tough missions.
Fourth is a scary forest that surrounds industrial area. There is a slender man mission and that's all we can say right now;)

MISSION MODE
Every level has it's own pack of missions for you to complete. For every mission you finish, you'll get gold which you can use to upgrade your Goat.

FREE PLAY MODE
There is a free play mode which you can use to explore all maps and enjoy the rampage without time limitations.

GAMEPLAY RECORDING
Gameplay recording is now possible. Enable it in settings and share your videos with your friends via Facebook, Twitter,Youtube and Everyplay.

STATS
For gold you collect you can upgrade life,speed,ram,jump and gravity gun power to cause even more damage.

QUALITY SETTINGS
The game will automatically detect which quality settings to apply for your device, but you can change them in the settings menu.

SIMPLE CONTROLS
You can use the joystick, on the left to move your goat, jump button on the right to make it fly and swipe to look around.
If you collect the Gravity Gun somewhere on the map the magnet icon will pop up which you can use to move objects around. Various buttons will show up when you'll get close enough to interact with them.

DRIVE A CAR, FLY HELICOPTER, USE CATAPULT
If you get close to a drivable car, note that not every car is drivable, the blue car icon will pop up on the right which you can use to enter it. The same rule works with helicopter and catapult.

FACEBOOK AND TWITTER
When you gain a high score the popup will show up allowing you to post your score on Facebook or Twitter.
03-30-2014, 05:00 AM
#2
Joined: Nov 2008
Location: Indiana, USA
Posts: 7,187
Just came upon this on the store. Anyone played? I'd TOFTT, but with no GameCenter and no indication if there's online leaderboards, I doubt it would be worth my three bucks.

03-30-2014, 05:04 AM
#3
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: Forge World
Posts: 6,310
Quote:
Originally Posted by rich_952000 View Post
Just came upon this on the store. Anyone played? I'd TOFTT, but with no GameCenter and no indication if there's online leaderboards, I doubt it would be worth my three bucks.
Here's a video http://youtu.be/GE-75B7HlFs
While it looks like it could be fun, it doesn't look that impressive.
03-30-2014, 05:09 AM
#4
Joined: Nov 2008
Location: Indiana, USA
Posts: 7,187
Quote:
Originally Posted by oooooomonkey View Post
Here's a video http://youtu.be/GE-75B7HlFs
While it looks like it could be fun, it doesn't look that impressive.
Yeah, agreed. Kind of hard to believe how quickly it's climbing the US charts.
03-30-2014, 05:11 AM
#5
Joined: Aug 2012
Location: On the toilet
Posts: 3,134
Quote:
Originally Posted by oooooomonkey View Post
Here's a video http://youtu.be/GE-75B7HlFs
While it looks like it could be fun, it doesn't look that impressive.
WTF!!!? Did you see the ending, This game is glitchy as heck.
03-30-2014, 07:21 AM
#6
Joined: Nov 2008
Location: Indiana, USA
Posts: 7,187
Quote:
Originally Posted by coolpepper43 View Post
WTF!!!? Did you see the ending, This game is glitchy as heck.
Yeah, really weird. Still amazed at some of the games that get into the AppStore top charts.
03-30-2014, 07:23 AM
#7
What a devious cash-grab based on the hype around Goat Simulator arriving on Steam in two days. Please ignore this game!
03-30-2014, 09:58 AM
#8
Lol, people are already making clones of Goat Simulator? (Which by the way is insane and hilarious, you should definitely get it if you're into PC gaming)

Ignore this clone and support the real thing.
http://www.goat-simulator.com
03-30-2014, 10:29 AM
#9
Wow..... Goat Simulator isnt even out yet and this scumbag is already charging 3 bcks for his ripoff... If I were te makers of Goat Simulator, there would be a lawsuit cooking for sure.. There has never been a game where u control a goat and run into things, so its 150% obvious its someone who cant make money on their own creation, so they must try to feed off of the REAL talented people... This is so sad i have no more words.. Lets just hope all the revenue goes to legal fees
03-30-2014, 10:32 AM
#10
looks better than infinity blade!! wow!! jk..