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iPhone: Beat The Cooler!!! Argh!

08-19-2009, 08:07 PM
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Beat The Cooler!!! Argh!



Soo...
Anyone angry enough to TOFTT?

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08-19-2009, 08:09 PM
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wait a minute...the whole concept of the game is to beat up a cooler??? are you serious?

08-19-2009, 08:09 PM
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Wow, someone discovered Appshopper.com.

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08-19-2009, 08:15 PM
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Isn't there a law that you aren't allowed to beat up coolers?!? The cruelty!
08-19-2009, 08:19 PM
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This is a pale imitator of the original and best "beat the crap out of an inatimate object" game:
Vending. Machine. Champion.

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08-19-2009, 08:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sizzlakalonji View Post
This is a pale imitator of the original and best "beat the crap out of an inatimate object" game:
Vending. Machine. Champion.
At least vending machines give you a good reason to beat them up when they steal your money lol. Isn't that like an Adult Swim game I believe?
08-19-2009, 08:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tekssx View Post
At least vending machines give you a good reason to beat them up when they steal your money lol. Isn't that like an Adult Swim game I believe?
Yeah, it's Adult Swim. Funny stuff.

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08-19-2009, 08:40 PM
#8
Weird game haha. Why would a cooler comments? And you would gain respect by stomping on the cooler?
08-19-2009, 08:52 PM
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I'm not picking on no poor little cooler

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08-19-2009, 08:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jasonsmith View Post
I'm not picking on no poor little cooler
Why? He started it!

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