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  • Publisher: Sameh Aly
  • Genre: Arcade
  • Device: iPhone
  • Size: 12.9 MB
  • Version: 1.0
  • Price: Free
  • Average User Rating:
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App description: xenon is the worst game ever made, download at your own risk.
it includes:
*wicked enemy seekers
*hateful black holes that suck almost everything
*evil dynamic grid
*nasty background music.
*awful sound effects
*disgusting particle animations
*boring game play
05-04-2014, 04:24 AM
Joined: Dec 2009
Location: Fort Lauderdale
Posts: 5,587
an honest developer.
05-04-2014, 05:38 AM
Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 622
I bought it to play it, and honestly, this game is hilarious.

Cynical to itself, and yet it's actually fun to die again and again and again.

It's like Dark Souls. Except take away the difficulty and make everything oneshot you.