App description: The Chub

THE CHUB IS HUNGRY! FEED HIM! This unique GAME blends dynamite TILT ACTION with EATING, RUNNING and MORE EATING. Did somebody say bacon-butter cheese doughnuts?

Break into hell's kitchen, run amok and EAT ALL THE FOOD!

!!! THIS GAME IS NOT EASY
!!! EXTREME TILT CHALLENGE NOT FOR WEAK STOMACHS

Earn stars by dodging obstacles and running fat out of hell! Collect ingredients, then cook and eat your fatty culinary masterpieces. Watch out for obstacles and enemies that stand between you and your meal. Explore a unique blend of action and puzzles.

NAVIGATE 30 LEVELS IN 3 WORLDS!
> First 6 levels are free!
> Steer The Chub with intuitive tilt controls!
> Bounce off springs with realistic physics!
> Teleporters!
> Ride on magic silver platters!

COLLECT YUMMY INGREDIENTS!
> Follow a trail of food
> MEGA-CHALLENGE: Get all ingredients to earn 3 stars
> Eat after every level pigging out has never been so guilt-free!
> Enjoy nachos, hamburgers, pizza, fajitas, ice cream sundaes, and more!

*** THIS GAME WILL LET YOU EAT ALL THE FOOD
*** YES THAT'S ALL THE FOOD YOU CAN EAT IT ALL
*** CHEESE DIP IS A WAY OF LIFE
*** BACON ALWAYS WINS!
*** GRAVY FOR THE PEOPLE!!!
*** YES WE HAM!

DODGE OR KILL ENEMIES! BEES! BAKERS! BOMBS! SMASH BADDIES WITH WATERMELONS! BOUNCY PINBALL WORLD!

PRO TIP: Play with one hand eat with the other!

>>> GO AHEAD. PIG OUT. WE WON'T JUDGE.

DISCLAIMER: Extreme challenge within. May result in thrown phones. We are not responsible for broken hardware. Play near a pillow or soft fleshy person.

^_^ HAVE FUN OUT THERE!
^_^ IT'S A CHUBBY CHUB WORLD
^^_ SAY HI TO THE CHUB ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER!
05-13-2014, 01:47 PM
#2
Wow, and I thought that the "have a homeless baby" game was offensive...
05-13-2014, 03:05 PM
#3
Hmmmmm.... Looks funny....
05-13-2014, 03:29 PM
#4
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Originally Posted by arale View Post
Hmmmmm.... Looks funny....
Eating disorders are soooo hilarious...