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Enviro-Bear: So lame it's awesome or is it just plain lame

View Poll Results: Is enviro-bear so lame it's awesome or is it just lame
It's so lame it's awesome! :-) 23 57.50%
It just lame. :-( 17 42.50%
Voters: 40. You may not vote on this poll
09-01-2009, 08:54 AM
#1
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Enviro-Bear: IGNORE THIS THREAD

Is enviro bear just really lame or is it so lame that it's awesome? I have been considering buying it and want to know if it's worth it.

EDIT: PLEASE DISREGARD THIS THREAD AS I HAVE ADDED A NEW ONE WHICH IS EXACTLY THE SAME BUT HAS AN EXTRA OPTION ADDED TO THE POLL - JUST PLAIN AWESOME!

Last edited by Tmonine; 09-01-2009 at 04:45 PM. Reason: Redirect to new thread
09-01-2009, 09:01 AM
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its too hard to drive. i dont even play it

i think i spent a total of 30seconds on it

09-01-2009, 09:04 AM
#3
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This thread is in danger of self-destructing. To question the omniscience of the Enviro-Bear is to suffer it's wrath. You will be little more than a morsel of berry or fish tossed distainfully down the mighty ursine's gullet. The word "lame" and Enviro-Bear have as much in common as George W. Bush and the word "intellectual". The word "awesome" scarcely meets the requirement. Hopefully, the Enviro-Bear will take pity on you for posting this thread, and doesn't come smashing into you with the force of a thousand hammers and the heat of a thousand suns.

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09-01-2009, 11:01 AM
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c.) It's just awesome and not lame at all
09-01-2009, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Videotape View Post
c.) It's just awesome and not lame at all
agreed. Trust me, buy the game! I play it all the time.

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09-01-2009, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by sizzlakalonji View Post
This thread is in danger of self-destructing. To question the omniscience of the Enviro-Bear is to suffer it's wrath. You will be little more than a morsel of berry or fish tossed distainfully down the mighty ursine's gullet. The word "lame" and Enviro-Bear have as much in common as George W. Bush and the word "intellectual". The word "awesome" scarcely meets the requirement. Hopefully, the Enviro-Bear will take pity on you for posting this thread, and doesn't come smashing into you with the force of a thousand hammers and the heat of a thousand suns.
listen to the sizzlakalonji ^^

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09-01-2009, 11:11 AM
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agreed. Trust me, buy the game! I play it all the time.
This one game no one in TA can convince me to buy. Not even if there`s 2000 words review from BA with 5stars. (Now dont tell me there is such a review )

From what i`ve heard and seen, it`s just lame. And I`m not gonna buy it to find out if my impressions are right or wrong.

Btw Tmonine, make all the posts you want to right now, coz as soon as Hopadd sees this thread... you`ll be banned
09-01-2009, 11:14 AM
#8
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So lame it's awesome. In fact, I wouldn't say it was lame at all. The graphics trick people into thinking it's a joke when really it... sort of isn't, at least not totally. It's a serious game about how difficult it would be to drive a car if you were a bear, and it simulates it really well. The whole aim is to put you into a difficult situation and see how you manage, and it becomes quite a skilled procedure.

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09-01-2009, 11:16 AM
#9
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Originally Posted by ImNoSuperMan View Post
This one game no one in TA can convince me to buy. Not even if there`s 2000 words review from BA with 5stars. (Now dont tell me there is such a review )

From what i`ve heard and seen, it`s just lame. And I`m not gonna buy it to find out if my impressions are right or wrong.

Btw Tmonine, make all the posts you want to right now, coz as soon as Hopadd sees this thread... you`ll be banned
There is no review from me on Enviro-Bear if that tells you something You may as well buy Amy Gets a Tan and throw the bear in there because they're both in the same category for me to varying degrees.
09-01-2009, 11:23 AM
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It should be noted that this game was originally made for a competition. The goal was to create a game that involved a cockpit... obviously lots of people went for space ships and planes, but others got creative and didn't want to settle for the typical game cliches. It was made by one guy on his own and with a time limit... and considering it was up against 40 other games and won (Competition Results)... I'd say that at the very least, the free PC version is worth a look. Most of the other entries are also available for download if you search those forums and some of them are far worse than Enviro-Bear.

Admittedly being an indie game and part of a competition, it's more interesting to people who are into game development than just casual gamers. That, and it's not easy.

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