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Depri-Horst >FREE

09-13-2014, 02:51 AM
#1
Joined: Dec 2013
Location: United States
Posts: 2,913
Depri-Horst >FREE


09-13-2014, 09:04 AM
#2
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 7
Probably the best last line of description in the entire App store. That's obviously how every app should be marketed.

09-13-2014, 09:16 AM
#3
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: The Kᴉll Switch
Posts: 7,324
Quote:
Originally Posted by Korgath View Post
Probably the best last line of description in the entire App store. That's obviously how every app should be marketed.
Ya know, I never read those things, but that whole description is a riot. I'll grab it just for that. Thanks for the smile Korgath and the post Lav.

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09-13-2014, 12:41 PM
#4
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 13
Be sure to grab the game now as it is only free this weekend to celebrate it's non-success so far! (The game does not contain ads or IAPs)
Maybe leave a rating so the store page doesn't look as embarrassing after this free weekend.

Last edited by steffenw; 09-13-2014 at 12:44 PM.
09-13-2014, 03:22 PM
#5
Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 135
I'm going to grab this, because the artwork looks pretty slick and that description
09-13-2014, 11:45 PM
#6
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 1,937
Quote:
Originally Posted by steffenw View Post
Be sure to grab the game now as it is only free this weekend to celebrate it's non-success so far! (The game does not contain ads or IAPs)
Maybe leave a rating so the store page doesn't look as embarrassing after this free weekend.
I like your description so much I'll wait until after the sale to buy it. Are you a writer by any chance?
09-14-2014, 03:42 AM
#7
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 13
Quote:
Originally Posted by Based Xatu View Post
I like your description so much I'll wait until after the sale to buy it. Are you a writer by any chance?
Thank you!

I'm not a trained writer. I was just having fun when I wrote the description and my goal was to keep people who don't get my sense of humor from buying the game.

I write stories for my comics and ridiculous articles for a german satire blog, when I'm not making games.
09-14-2014, 08:41 AM
#8
Joined: Oct 2012
Location: AL
Posts: 4,361
iOS 7 only, otherwise I would have checked it out.
09-14-2014, 02:29 PM
#9
Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 1
Thanks. The game sucks but it's always worth getting your account value up.
09-15-2014, 12:59 AM
#10
Joined: Oct 2010
Location: Minneapolis, USA
Posts: 3,654
This looks wonderful, and I love the whimsy and the entire premise. Thanks for sharing, and best of luck!