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** IMPORTANT - SUPPORTED DEVICES
iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.**

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true!

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

DISCLAIMER
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

KEY FEATURES
* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
* In-game physics that bug out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat
09-16-2014, 04:10 PM
#2
Joined: Jun 2012
Location: London, England
Posts: 839
It's happened

09-16-2014, 04:13 PM
#3
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 8,675
wat

*buys*

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"
09-16-2014, 04:21 PM
#4
Joined: Sep 2012
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 489
What a strange game. What exactly is this?
09-16-2014, 04:23 PM
#5
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: Forge World
Posts: 6,310
Nooooo y u not in uk yet. ? Pah waits impatiently
09-16-2014, 04:24 PM
#6
It's here.
09-16-2014, 04:24 PM
#7
I Will have this game! Been waiting for this and will buy straight away as soon as this hits the US store!
09-16-2014, 04:53 PM
#8
Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 2,164
I have heard a lot about this game but what exactly is this?
09-16-2014, 04:58 PM
#9
Joined: Jun 2012
Location: London, England
Posts: 839
Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinity89 View Post
I have heard a lot about this game but what exactly is this?
What's not to get? you are a goat that destroys everything in it's path
09-16-2014, 06:03 PM
#10
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: Forge World
Posts: 6,310
Downloading now ,.....