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App description: The most realistic 2D cartoon farming simulator arcade game available for your mobile device!

Help Billy-Bob turn his dump of a turkey farm into a success - and maybe even cheer up his grumpy old Mama along the way!

Everyone loves farming games, but boy are they packed with boring stuff. Plow the field. Boring. Plant some seeds. Yawn. Water them. Ho Hum. Watch them grow. Lame. Tired of waiting? Buy fertiliser. What?!? With real money, are you insane?

We hear you, and that's why we've created a whole new type of farming game - with no boring stuff! That's right, it's arcade action from the get-go with our hero Billy Bob and his trusty old axe. His farm is crawling with turkeys ready for market and it's up to you to give them the chop while keeping out of the manure.

If you like arcade games with tight controls, fun graphics, and wacky characters then this is the game for you!

WARNING: When playing this game you may find yourself

1. covered in manure
2. abused by an old lady (only verbally)
3. chopping thousands of turkeys
4. squeezing coins out of chickens

Also, if you want to buy your way onto the leaderboards, sorry, you can't. There are no in-app purchases.

If you like Crazy Farming be sure to check out our other games: Team Awesome, Diversion, Crazy Snowboard, Snow Spin, Halloweeen! and Zombie Jetpack

ezone's comments:
Our new game is out now - see if you can beat me on the leaderboards!

11-25-2014, 07:57 PM
#2
Hey guys, give Crazy Farming a try, seriously. This is good, old school, poop slinging arcade fun. It's got a nice upgrade system and that old hag Ma is even a nice touch

11-25-2014, 08:01 PM
#3
Joined: Mar 2009
Location: Perth, Australia
Posts: 614
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rich_952000 View Post
Hey guys, give Crazy Farming a try, seriously. This is good, old school, poop slinging arcade fun. It's got a nice upgrade system and that old hag Ma is even a nice touch
Thanks for the kind words Rich!

Here's the game trailer to check out if you still need convincing:



Also, if you have any sayings you'd like to hear Ma to say to her son e.g. "I'll make you go back to developing freemium games if you don't get busy!" send them through as we can update them remotely.

Simon Edis Game Developer @ Ezone.com: Twitter, Game Blog

Diver Dash: iTunes Download (Free) | Official Video | TA Forum Thread | PressKit
11-26-2014, 01:05 AM
#4
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: Colorado
Posts: 5,244
This game is awesome! I really enjoyed the Halloween game and this is equally fantastic.

Any plans for a Christmas game?
11-26-2014, 03:28 AM
#5
Joined: Jul 2012
Location: U.S.
Posts: 3,244
Oh cool! I loved and still play Halloweeen. I'll definitly pick this one up.......and like BT, a Christmas themed game would be nice.
11-26-2014, 03:59 PM
#6
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: Colorado
Posts: 5,244
This came out yesterday and is really good. If you liked the Halloween game they did, you will like this.
11-26-2014, 06:36 PM
#7
Joined: Mar 2009
Location: Perth, Australia
Posts: 614
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Thanks BazookaTime and NOEN - great to see you are enjoying it!

We are working on some Xmasy updates for Crazy Farming which we are hoping to submit this week - we'll keep you posted. Cheers!

Simon Edis Game Developer @ Ezone.com: Twitter, Game Blog

Diver Dash: iTunes Download (Free) | Official Video | TA Forum Thread | PressKit
11-26-2014, 09:57 PM
#8
Joined: Mar 2009
Location: Perth, Australia
Posts: 614
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Listen to Billy-Bob!


Simon Edis Game Developer @ Ezone.com: Twitter, Game Blog

Diver Dash: iTunes Download (Free) | Official Video | TA Forum Thread | PressKit
11-26-2014, 10:47 PM
#9
Joined: Jul 2012
Location: U.S.
Posts: 3,244
Having a blast with this one. My high score is 75 so far. Definitely pick this up and give it a try. It's a lot of fun.
11-26-2014, 11:55 PM
#10
Joined: Mar 2014
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 761
Okay after their Halloween game last month, this is a must have. Great for killing time and getting addicted to a simpler game with nice level incentives.