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App description: Free Countryballs Brexit Special: FREE for a limited time! No IAPs, no ads.

An Endless Countryball Runner (by BitStern)

Why cannot Poland into space?
Why does Germoney have to wörk?
When can France into surrender?
Why is Spain still waiting for siesta?
Why did Europe run out of money?

Countryballs is the endless arcade runner, you have been waiting for!

Features
The very first Countryballs endless runner!
Pay once and play! No in-app purchases!
Play 16+2 different Countryballs!
Explore many unique levels!
18 exclusive Polandball comics!
Unlock new characters in the lottery!
Share your high score & compete with friends!

BitStern - Independent Studios
http://www.bitstern.com
https://www.twitter.com/bitstern
https://www.facebook.com/bitstern

BitStern's comments:

Countryballs - The Polandball Game

BitStern
Genres: Games Action Arcade
GAME CENTER ENABLED
$1.29 NZD




Quote:
An Endless Countryball Runner (by BitStern)


Why cannot Poland into space?
Why does Germoney have to wörk?
When can France into surrender?
Why is Spain still waiting for siesta?
Why did Europe run out of money?


Countryballs is the endless arcade runner, you have been waiting for.


Features
• The very first Countryballs endless runner!
• Pay once and play! No in-app purchases!
• Play 15+2 different Countryballs!
• Explore 3+1 unique levels!
• 17 exclusive Polandball comics!
• Unlock new characters in the lottery!
• Share your high score & compete with friends!


BitStern - Independent Studios
http://www.bitstern.com
https://www.twitter.com/bitstern
https://www.facebook.com/bitstern



















Supported Devices:
  • iPad2Wifi
  • iPhone5c
  • iPhone-3GS
  • iPhone5
  • iPhone4
  • iPadMini
  • iPodTouchFifthGen
  • iPhone5s
  • iPhone6Plus
  • iPhone6
  • iPadThirdGen
  • iPhone4S
  • iPodTouchFourthGen
  • iPad23G
  • iPadFourthGen
  • iPadThirdGen4G
  • iPadMini4G
  • iPadFourthGen4G

Minimum iOS Version: iOS 6.0


Download Size: 55.9MB


04-01-2015, 06:22 AM
#2
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 280

04-01-2015, 08:48 AM
#3
Donuts & Weapons- ha!
04-01-2015, 08:59 AM
#4
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 10,656
'Poland can finally into space' ??

Is it meant to be broken english ? Looked at the screenshots and video, looks terrible
04-01-2015, 09:39 AM
#5
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 818
Quote:
Originally Posted by psj3809 View Post
'Poland can finally into space' ??

Is it meant to be broken english ? Looked at the screenshots and video, looks terrible
English meant be bad man. Yew mustn't get on intranetz much. Geez. Nerd.
04-01-2015, 09:40 AM
#6
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 10,656
Quote:
Originally Posted by ImJPaul View Post
English meant be bad man. Yew mustn't get on intranetz much. Geez. Nerd.
Errrrr okay
04-01-2015, 10:43 AM
#7
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 818
Quote:
Originally Posted by psj3809 View Post
Errrrr okay
Haha. Just get search it in Reddit. It's intentionally terrible. Not really my cup of tea though.
04-01-2015, 02:07 PM
#8
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 624
Will definitely give this one a shot. Love the comics.

Quote:
Originally Posted by psj3809 View Post
'Poland can finally into space' ??

Is it meant to be broken english ? Looked at the screenshots and video, looks terrible
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polandball
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/polandball
04-02-2015, 12:47 PM
#9
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 280
Quote:
Originally Posted by psj3809 View Post
'Poland can finally into space' ??

Is it meant to be broken english ? Looked at the screenshots and video, looks terrible
Yes, this is done intentionally, tried to capture the comic humor as good as possible. Maybe you might discover all the small hints and annotations!
04-02-2015, 01:05 PM
#10
Quote:
Originally Posted by Platyrrhine View Post
Will definitely give this one a shot. Love the comics.



http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polandball
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/polandball
What a riot, never paid any attention to it before, thanks for sharing the links. Now I'm going to have to get this one too.