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Funny AppStore reviews

04-17-2015, 10:33 PM
#1
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 1,937
AppStories

I've seen a lot of funny/sad AppStore reviews, and was wondering why no one did a collection for them. Maybe someone did- and if they did , delete this thread.

Last edited by Based Xatu; 07-13-2015 at 03:21 PM.
04-17-2015, 10:34 PM
#2
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 1,937
This is scary:
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04-18-2015, 09:25 AM
#3
Joined: Apr 2014
Location: Somewhere on Earth, I could be behind you.
Posts: 806
I found one for a game called Dac Rush Path to Kickehrino of Deus Ex in the US Appstore, I found it quite 4chan-ish, so I won't post it here but anyone interested can go and see it by themselves.
04-18-2015, 05:47 PM
#4
Joined: Nov 2013
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
Posts: 2,264
I've once seen a review that said "GET THIS OFF MY ACCOUNT NOW!" The review was on a rather disgusting app...
04-18-2015, 10:18 PM
#5
Joined: Nov 2012
Location: ID
Posts: 1,608
Here on Indonesian App Store I ever read silly review on Republique game

It's written in Indonesian Lang, but it said if the game is great but please make it free for the next episode.
I bet this guy download the game when it's free.

Second is on The World II Hunting BOSS https://appsto.re/id/vm4O3.i
The review said if he's so nervous when paying a buck for an unknown game without review... Well, may be he doesn't know if TOFTT exist

Game Center ID: copaeci
04-19-2015, 02:14 PM
#6
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Posts: 1,937
This ones good:
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04-23-2015, 09:59 AM
#7
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Posts: 1,937
Fun fun fun
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05-01-2015, 03:23 PM
#8
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Posts: 1,937
Why do I have to put text to post a picture?
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05-01-2015, 04:46 PM
#9
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 10,966
Not only is my goofy review for iDropDead: Flower Edition still present, it's #1!


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Squids!?

Worst idea ever!
05-04-2015, 02:42 PM
#10
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 1,937
The stupidity is strong here:
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