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** IMPORTANT - SUPPORTED DEVICES
iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.**

This is GoatZ, this is your story.

GoatZ is the latest official addition to the Goat Simulator universe, and is a fine contender for the dumbest thing to come from Coffee Stain Studios yet - GOATS AND ZOMBIES IN THE SAME GAME! Well if youre not already yelling at your mom to buy the game for you right away, maybe this will impress you a bit more:

* Official new app from the idiots that brought you Goat Simulator
* Mandatory crafting system - Craft anything in the world, as long as its one of the half dozen weapons in the game.
* Zombies, zombies everywhere because this is a zombie game, remember?
* A pretty big map with some stuff on it.
* Fully fledged survival mode where you have to eat every five minutes to survive, just like your grandmother.
* Turn humans into Zombies and loot some crates. Just like your grandmother.
* Also a casual mode for people who dont like feeding their goat every five minutes
* Tons of new unlockable goats with special powers - shrink peoples heads, hang glide, wreak havoc, spit and be a goat. For real.
05-06-2015, 11:57 PM
#2
Joined: May 2014
Posts: 1,491
Wasn't a huge fan of GS but damn I'm intrigued by this lol 🐐🐐🐐🐐

05-07-2015, 12:46 AM
#3
Joined: Oct 2011
Location: HONG KONG
Posts: 332
ha really wanna know the impression of this one lol
05-07-2015, 01:06 AM
#4
Joined: Sep 2014
Location: Newcastle England
Posts: 845
I'll post impressions soon. Just downloaded it.

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05-07-2015, 01:06 AM
#5
Joined: Oct 2011
Location: HONG KONG
Posts: 332
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sexy Pirate View Post
I'll post impressions soon. Just downloaded it.
thanks a lot !
05-07-2015, 01:13 AM
#6
Joined: May 2014
Posts: 1,491
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sexy Pirate View Post
I'll post impressions soon. Just downloaded it.
I ❤️ you 😁🐐🐐🐐
05-07-2015, 01:19 AM
#7
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 1,574
05-07-2015, 01:22 AM
#8
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 8,673
Provided you loved the first Goat Simulator, you're probably never going to delete this off your device. It's downright amazing. If the original didn't quite tickle your pickle...hmmmm, I dunno...it's still Goat Simulator.

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"
05-07-2015, 01:37 AM
#9
Joined: Sep 2014
Location: Newcastle England
Posts: 845
Well disclaimer. I did like the first goat sim .
And this is more of that. A new map and new stuff to do.
It's brilliant like they've crossed goat sim with dead rising. There's a hunger bar to keep yourself alive you have to keep finding food, there's random missions that pop up so that you've always got something to do. And there's items you collect around the place that you can craft into weapons that strap to your back!
Tutorial, survival and casual modes too
This is goat simulator with zombies and crafting. Not sure there's any more to explain. If you didn't like the first game then I doubt this will make you happy either but if you did like the first game then grab this now it's brilliant.

Formerly: oooooomonkey.
Gamecentre: Sexy Pirate Arrr
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05-07-2015, 02:07 AM
#10
Joined: Oct 2011
Location: HONG KONG
Posts: 332
just on youtube to see the gameplay of this one, i think its much better than the original with the heath and hunger bar..