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App description: "Tallowmere is a cracking game. It returns to the roots of roguelikes when games were just fun instead of bogged down in endless menus and options."
Pocket Gamer

"This is a deceptively engaging ride with plenty of unexpected, organic moments to remember fondly."

Raise your shield. Embrace Lady Tallowmere's ever-changing dungeons. How far can you make it?

Roguelike platformer
Randomly-generated rooms, each bigger than the last
Seven tiers of loot, ranging from Basic to Otherworldly
Single-player mode (use touchscreen or MFi Controller)
Two-player local co-op mode (requires two MFi Controllers)
Game Center support for leaderboards and achievements
iCloud support
Sacrificial kittens

To those who will be lured into Lady Tallowmere's dungeons: good luck.

Please note: Tallowmere features blood and dismembered body parts. Blood can be toggled on or off in-game.

Supported languages:
Finnish translated by Tomi Turkki & Olli-Samuli Lehmus
French translated by Christophe Braguy
German translated by Spiffosi, sePL, & John Westfield
Italian translated by Luca Pattarini
Japanese translated by Teyon Japan
Polish translated by Maciej Uanowicz
Russian translated by Tycho Davidianus
Simplified Chinese translated by Kai Shao
Spanish translated by Jose M. Gaspar
Turkish translated by A. Ozkal
05-10-2015, 06:39 AM
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 11,291
If this has left/right controls I'll buy it !

05-10-2015, 07:15 AM
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
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I've seen that or read the name before.
Isn't that also on Steam?

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05-10-2015, 08:02 AM
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Absolutely. Very highly reviewed, too.


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05-10-2015, 08:33 AM
Joined: Jul 2010
Location: Canton, Ohio
Posts: 3,230
Nice, can't wait to grab this one tonight.

Edit: Is there MFi controller support?

Last edited by ojtitus; 05-10-2015 at 11:13 AM.
05-10-2015, 10:45 AM
Joined: Oct 2011
Location: HONG KONG
Posts: 332
love this game ao much excpet for the text are so tiny.... im using iphone6plus i cant imagine how it looks on the iphone 5...
05-10-2015, 12:01 PM
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Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
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One hour and this shall be mine!

Everyone's favorite chamber of death, doom and decomposition.
05-10-2015, 01:50 PM
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 11,291
Please let me know what it's like. Is the font too small ? What are the controls etc ?
05-10-2015, 01:55 PM
Joined: Oct 2011
Location: HONG KONG
Posts: 332
Originally Posted by psj3809 View Post
Please let me know what it's like. Is the font too small ? What are the controls etc ?
the font ia indeed pretty small, couldnt find any option to adjust the font size, but the fameplay is superb though the difficulty is hard, my best is only 8 room....

Last edited by Stevencarla; 05-10-2015 at 02:09 PM.
05-10-2015, 01:57 PM
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 11,291
How about left and right? Is there a joystick or buttons