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App description: Play the world's most hilarious INFINITE SLIDER today!

*Featured in Apple's "15 Weirdest Games"!*

Ever wanted to torture a small, helpless computer game character? Well now you can in 8-BIT WATERSLIDE!

Take control of a screaming coward, TIPLER as he hurtles along this awesome pixel death slide.

But before his gruesome demise Why not set him on fire? Kick him in the nuts? shove fruit up his butt or shower him in acid?

It's pure, wholesome fun for the whole family!

Still not convinced you need this game?

--Double fart jumps--

Yep, that's right! This game isn't just genre bustingly original, it's also super highbrow and intellectual.

8-BIT WATERSLIDE is the debut game of animation duo tea&cheese in collaboration with ANCIENT GAMES D.S and indie-game behemoth, Nicoll Hunt, creator of FIST OF AWESOME.

Pay once and play forever

and ever

and ever...

"There's just something to it's brand of crazy that makes everything work" -148Apps

"If you love retro graphics and have a big sense of humor, then 8-BIT WATERSLIDE is the perfect little gem for you!" - AppAdvise

"8-BIT WATERSLIDE seems like something the characters from Mike Judge's Idiocracy might watch on TV." - Touch Arcade

"Playing convulsed with laughter can be considered a good gaming experience" - sspai

Boardumb's comments:

05-27-2015, 11:00 PM
Joined: Nov 2008
Location: Indiana, USA
Posts: 7,926
Just picked this up but can't give imps until tomorrow. Looks fun

05-28-2015, 06:38 AM
Joined: Jul 2012
Location: U.S.
Posts: 3,244
This looks really good too! I'll pick it up in a couple mins.
05-28-2015, 09:42 AM
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 2,309
Yeah, downloading and will leave imps.
05-28-2015, 06:10 PM
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 2,309
I've only had a chance for a few quick play troughs, but I'm smiling ear to ear with this one. I haven't unlocked anything yet, but can't wait to start far-double jumping 😀
05-28-2015, 09:27 PM
Joined: Jan 2015
Location: Liberty city
Posts: 3,588
To bad I can't play it on my ipad
05-28-2015, 09:46 PM
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 2,309
So with some time put into this (about an hour), I have to say, this game ROCKS! It has an awesome sense of humor. When you die, the announcer will say things from "You Suck" to "I can't pay my rent".....what?!......and awesome all in one. Plays perfectly on 6+ with latest iOS.
05-28-2015, 09:52 PM
Joined: Aug 2012
Location: On the toilet
Posts: 4,623
Originally Posted by Jayg2015 View Post
To bad I can't play it on my ipad
Please explain. What device do you have and iOS version? I was about to press buy but I have an iPad Air 2.

Edit. I got it anyway. I hope it works.
05-29-2015, 01:37 AM
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 1,006
So how does the gameplay feel?
05-29-2015, 02:49 AM
Joined: Aug 2012
Location: On the toilet
Posts: 4,623
This is a really fantastic full premium endless runner. It's one of the best endless runners that I've played in a long time. It's really fun, full of outrageous humor. It has a great risk reward system. Basically your goal is to torment this guy on the water slide. If you get close to a hazard you can chain a multiplier. Just get it already if you enjoy a good game.