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App description: *** App Store Best of 2015! ***

So you think you are good at matching? Time to put those skills to the test.

" * * * * * - A truly superb mash-up of match-three and endless runner thats unique on mobile and thoroughly addictive. Buy it" - Stuff Magazine
*** App Store Best of 2015! ***

" * * * * * - Makes the original game feel like a demo. It's absurdly fun and nearly impossible to put down." - Touch Arcade

" * * * * ½ Gold Award - Building a boat will indeed become the most important task in your life." - Game Informer

" * * * * ½ - We will gladly build a boat again and again." - Gamezebo


"You must build a boat.
You must spring out of bed.
You must bargain with the lizardman.
You must heed your undead navigators.
You must slide rows or columns of tiles on a 6x8 grid.
You must match at least 3.
You must run to the right.
You must focus intently on 2 areas of the screen simultaneously.
You must match keys to unlock chests and swords to attack.
You must literally collect your thoughts and trade them for dragons.
You must not dally.
You must not be too hasty.
You must voluntarily ramp up the difficulty by taking on multiple quests at once.
You must incrementally reach your goals. You must build a boat.
You must try again.
You must try again x5.
You must win every time, even when you dont.
"You must remain optimistic.
You must upgrade your magic staff.
You must occasionally stop playing to allow for your hand to uncramp.
You must take credit for random chain combos you made no effort to arrange.
You must trust a blue bean man to make dangerous investments with your money.
You must forget about the blue bean man.
You must mind the asp.
You must reconcile that despite the games title, you begin your journey in possession of what is, in no uncertain terms, already a boat.
You must build a boat.
You must go all-in on the retro aesthetic.
You must trade junk for gold with the voidorb.
You must pray for salt.
You must consume fish and tomatoes for time.
You must venture through hell.
You must disarm traps like your life depends on it.
You must make an offering at the chapel.
You must rally the Fantasy Union and the Undead Buddies to your cause.
You must weigh anchor and methodically yet joyously hop in sync with your entire crew.
You must feign interest in critiquing the gardeners work.
You must look up at the clock and wonder how its so late already.
You must build a boat.
You must build a boat!
YOU MUST BUILD A BOAT!!!
06-03-2015, 05:02 AM
#2
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: Perth, Western Australia
Posts: 4,355
I have been playing this game for the last 24 hours and it is AMAZING!

You must pick this up if you are a fan of ANYYYYYYY game. The music, the animations, the humour, the gameplay, it's all perfect.

Dropped iPhone 6 on live tv. Became a viral sensation.
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06-03-2015, 05:03 AM
#3
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 514
Quote:
Originally Posted by triggywiggy View Post
I have been playing this game for the last 24 hours and it is AMAZING!

You must pick this up if you are a fan of ANYYYYYYY game. The music, the animations, the humour, the gameplay, it's all perfect.
How??? :00 did u get it
06-03-2015, 05:03 AM
#4
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 1,574


game of the year material <3
06-03-2015, 05:19 AM
#5
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: Perth, Western Australia
Posts: 4,355
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex Wolf View Post
How??? :00 did u get it
Doing a preview of it, and a review. But trust me. It is a MUST have!

Dropped iPhone 6 on live tv. Became a viral sensation.
App Reviewer and Writer for Pocketfullofapps.com. Got a new game? Want a review? Contact me!
Follow Me On Twitter @Triggywiggy BETA Tested: View Here I can test yours too!
06-03-2015, 05:21 AM
#6
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 3,937
You Must Buy An App.

Specifically, this one.

"Don't Do This Or You'll Get Banned"
—Unnecessary Sass Towards The Admins—
06-03-2015, 05:22 AM
#7
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 10,656
Hmm had a look just not a fan of match 4 games. Love the retro music though !
06-03-2015, 05:25 AM
#8
Joined: Oct 2013
Location: Norwich, England
Posts: 4,596
Quote:
Originally Posted by psj3809 View Post
Hmm had a look just not a fan of match 4 games. Love the retro music though !
Surely you've played 10,000,000 though right? If you haven't then you have a double whammy of amazing games you could pick up!
06-03-2015, 05:27 AM
#9
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: Perth, Western Australia
Posts: 4,355
Quote:
Originally Posted by psj3809 View Post
Hmm had a look just not a fan of match 4 games. Love the retro music though !
I am absolutely rubbish at Match 3 games. My stupid eyes can't pick up where the matches are, despite this the game is incredibly rewarding and lets you try, and try again until you pass the levels. Pick it up!

Dropped iPhone 6 on live tv. Became a viral sensation.
App Reviewer and Writer for Pocketfullofapps.com. Got a new game? Want a review? Contact me!
Follow Me On Twitter @Triggywiggy BETA Tested: View Here I can test yours too!
06-03-2015, 06:30 AM
#10
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 16
Getting a no longer available in the NZ store