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It's UDDER PANIC! Let's suck some cow!

10-08-2015, 05:38 PM
#1
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 730
It's UDDER PANIC! Let's suck some cow!

It is now LIVE!

Also, visit udderpanic.com for information on how we're ALL gonna help a Make-A-Wish wish kid's dream come true!




Look at them, the people of Earth pointlessly plodding across the surface of their planet, waving pieces of plastic at each other to get what they want and taking their surplus of cows entirely for granted. Burgers, soap (yeah, they're all rubbing cow all over themselves in the shower), and glorious methane emissions. What would those hopeless meat-sacks be without their precious cows?

In the immortal words of Joni Mitchell, "Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone... STRAIGHT UP INTO OUTER SPACE!".

The invasion is soon to begin. Earth won't know what hit it, but it'll definitely know the cost.

Cows.

All of their cows.

UDDER PANIC is the upcoming title from JB GAMING, creator's of the beloved (by, like, three of you) Beast Bound! UDDER PANIC will have players sucking up as many cows as they can before their energy runs out or until you fail. Let's face it, failure is inevitable, we're all humans here after all, right fellow humans? I'm having a real humany normal day, I hope you are, too! Humans!

SUCK UP 'DEM SWEET, SWEET COWS!
Test your reflexes and see how many cows you can liberate from Earth's surface! (Avoid the Bomb-Bulls and those weird lookin' cows, though...)


WEAR TOTALLY CONVINCING DISGUISES!
We admit, an alien is going to stand out, but who's going to think twice about a fish careening through the air? Stupid humans.


GET NEW WHIPS, HOMIE!
Drop that fine set of buns of yours into some sweet new rides! Have a nice relaxing invasion in the Standard UFO or crank up the speed in the Iron Horse! Mix n' match your disguise and ship to your heart's content!


SHARE YOUR PALTRY HIGH SCORE WITH JEALOUS FRIENDS!
Think you can beat TWELVE hotshot?!


No trailer as of yet. The game's gonna be in your grubby little mitts sometime around October 15th anyway, so what's the point?

Here's a gif, though (The game gets FAST, man, believe me!)


And don't even think about asking me about the Golden Cows, we're not ready to talk about the Golden Cows. Seriously, just drop it about THE GOLDEN COWS.
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Last edited by Lt. Action; 10-19-2015 at 03:57 PM.
10-09-2015, 06:47 AM
#2
I could not stop laughing for some time. It looks funny indeed and I liked the comment "wear totally convincing disguises". I would suggest to upload and post a YouTube gameplay video. This would be much more helpful than the gifs; looking forward to hear some funny sounds. And... could you please tell us more about Golden Cows?

10-09-2015, 06:54 AM
#3
Joined: Feb 2014
Location: Singapore
Posts: 30
Probably the cutest thing created lol
10-09-2015, 10:24 AM
#4
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 730
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Originally Posted by leothelion96 View Post
Probably the cutest thing created lol
Oh blushes, go on now <3 I hope people will both find it endearing AND cruel, in the best way. I mean, just look at those innocent doughy cows, they didn't ask for any of this, but they sure as heck are getting THE BUSINESS.

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Originally Posted by DarkStyle View Post
... I would suggest to upload and post a YouTube gameplay video. This would be much more helpful than the gifs; looking forward to hear some funny sounds. And... could you please tell us more about Golden Cows?
Ask and you shall receive!*


Youtube link | Pop Up


Jump to the 3:15 mark to catcha rare glimpse of Gacha-Bot! Our fickle mechanical madman who dolls out prizes at random (if you've got the coin, that is). What's with that red ball he spits out, though? It didn't look like that cost anything. HMMM....mmmm...

Apologizes for the poo-crap frame rate. I promise you it's buttery smooth on device. Udder Panic's majesty was apparently too much for Quicktime's device recording to bear.

*Except for information the Golden Cows! NONE ARE WORTHY of those bad mama-jama's just yet. I will say, however, that you should keep an eye on this button once we get rollin'. It'll take some time, but we plan on big things happening!

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10-09-2015, 01:43 PM
#5
Joined: Oct 2015
Location: London
Posts: 23
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Originally Posted by Lt. Action View Post
Jump to the 3:15 mark to catcha rare glimpse of Gacha-Bot!
Nice animations, has a very satisfying feel to it even in the video!
10-09-2015, 05:56 PM
#6
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 730
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Originally Posted by Square Pug View Post
Nice animations, has a very satisfying feel to it even in the video!
You used your very first forum post on little ol' me?!

Oh Square Pug, where have you been all my life? <3 I wish more internet strangers would come out of the woodwork specifically to compliment me, I feel this doesn't happen as often as it should.

Also: Thanks, man! This is really the first time I've done actual "fluid" animation, glad to hear it's coming across well! Also, here's one of my fave's, the idle animation for "Fish Out of Water".

Now if that's not the face of a fish who has never seen the top of a tree before, I dunno what is.


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10-11-2015, 09:10 PM
#7
This looks fun!!!! And super adorable. Also more character animation gifs please!

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10-12-2015, 05:38 PM
#8
Joined: Dec 2009
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Originally Posted by Rexxie@SpungeGames View Post
This looks fun!!!! And super adorable. Also more character animation gifs please!
For you, Rexxie, the world <3

Legally the world is not mine to give despite my repeated demands and threats to the UN, so this gif will have to do instead!

Meet Omi, our single minded cow-crazed protagonist (or antagonist depending on where you're standing). Look closely, this is the face of a serial cow abductor. Deep in those dead black eyes lies a cold expanse of terror and indifference toward human life, not unlike this universe we inhabit. His sneer is a mix of sadistic pleasure and jealous rage- Earth has the monopoly on cows and that's NOT okay with him.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that he'd probably be a real jerk at parties.


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10-13-2015, 04:21 PM
#9
Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 24
game looks great. Poor cows, always getting abducted.
10-14-2015, 11:22 AM
#10
Joined: Dec 2009
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Originally Posted by FLSGames View Post
game looks great. Poor cows, always getting abducted.
A part of me thinks, though, that if you're standing around in a field with your best buds (I'm talking solid bros you've known since kindergarten) and one of them gets sucked up by an alien tractor beam and you DON'T move out of the way or even react, you've kinda got it coming.

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