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App description: The invasion has begun! Swoop down on those dim witted Earthlings and steal their sweet, sweet cows right from under their fleshy noses! Weve studied those oblong humans for ages and have mastered their primitive culture. Pop on a flawless disguise and cloak your ship to have the appearance of a completely normal Earth object and those stupids will be none the wiser.

The herd is protected by those kamikaze fools the Bomb-Bulls and there may be a wolf in cows clothing here and there just waiting to turn you over to the so called authorities, but on the whole this should be a pretty open and shut invasion. LETS GET EM!

Lt. Action's comments:

Udder Panic

JB Gaming Inc.
Genres: Games Action Arcade
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Quote:
The invasion has begun! Swoop down on those dim witted Earthlings and steal their sweet, sweet cows right from under their fleshy noses! We’ve studied those oblong humans for ages and have mastered their primitive culture. Pop on a flawless disguise and cloak your ship to have the appearance of a completely normal Earth object and those stupids will be none the wiser.

The herd is protected by those kamikaze fools the Bomb-Bulls and there may be a “wolf in cow’s clothing” here and there just waiting to turn you over to the so called “authorities”, but on the whole this should be a pretty open and shut invasion. LET’S GET ‘EM!












Supported Devices:
  • iPhone-3GS
  • iPhone4
  • iPodTouchFourthGen
  • iPad2Wifi
  • iPad23G
  • iPhone4S
  • iPadThirdGen
  • iPadThirdGen4G
  • iPhone5
  • iPodTouchFifthGen
  • iPadFourthGen
  • iPadFourthGen4G
  • iPadMini
  • iPadMini4G
  • iPhone5c
  • iPhone5s
  • iPhone6
  • iPhone6Plus
  • iPodTouchSixthGen

Minimum iOS Version: iOS 6.0

Download Size: 51.4MB



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10-19-2015, 05:43 PM
#2
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 730
UPDATE: DEC. 21 2015

Gaze upon this and attempt to comprehend it IF YOU DARE.



Your eyes do not deceive you, friends. We are over 7% to our goal!

When pushed Udder Panic out into the marketplace as a wee and pink newborn babe, it was taking you lovely fools an average of two weeks to zap up 10,000 golden cows.

Now we're seeing intrepid invaders suck up Golden Cows to the tune of 3,500 a day AT LEAST.

At this rate we're going to hit our goal in no time and GRANT A FREAKING WISH. Keep zapping those cows, keep bugging your friends, relatives, coworkers, casual acquaintances, and crushes (nothing speaks to the heart like Udder Panic <3) about the game and let's make it happen!

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We're also pleased as very charitable punch to announce that we're partnering with Make-A-Wish Nebraska!


Whenever ANYONE ACROSS THE ENTIRE GLOBE nabs a Golden Cow, it goes toward making a wish kid's wish come true!

The more of you spectacular creatures that are playing Udder Panic, the more wishes we can fulfill!

We're tracking the progress on our site and our first wish has 158 Golden Cows so far! Just 999,842 to go! THAT AIN'T NOTHIN' TO YOU GUYS, RIGHT!?

On top of all of that, come back here Friday as I'll be running a Touch Arcade exclusive contest for in game goodies right outta this very thread!

Low on Facebook Friends ya lonely so-and-so? Try Udder Panic!
Addicted to the Tweeter? SO ARE WE!
Need another site to add to your daily rounds so you can put homework off a little longer? TRY UDDER PANIC YOU DIRTY PROCRASTINATOR!

Last edited by Lt. Action; 12-21-2015 at 12:50 PM.

10-20-2015, 03:16 PM
#3
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 730
We've got a new, spooky, and highly processed invader joining the madness soon!

Which one of you w-w-wild n' crazy kids (great show) thinks they can GUESS IT?!



Correctly guessing this character does not improve your chances in Friday's contest, by the way. At most it just gives you something you can gloat about to alllllllll of your friends whom I'm sure couldn't care less about how good you are about identifying silhouettes.

Lt. Action, cares, though. And that's when you'll come running back, bawling your eyes out as you fall into my sturdy arms.

"Why don't they like me?!" you'll wail, pulling my arms tighter around you like a frightened babe.

I'll lean in close and whisper "Maybe you should've downloaded Udder Panic when I told you to", the gruff and masculine stubble of my statuesque chin scraping your tender ear. Your weak frame drops helplessly to the concrete and rocks and lurches with every pained wail, the darkness begins to close in around you. Your thoughts are shattered and frantic, but one alone rings clear as a bell.

"Maybe I should have downloaded Udder Panic when I had the chance".

Low on Facebook Friends ya lonely so-and-so? Try Udder Panic!
Addicted to the Tweeter? SO ARE WE!
Need another site to add to your daily rounds so you can put homework off a little longer? TRY UDDER PANIC YOU DIRTY PROCRASTINATOR!

Last edited by Lt. Action; 10-20-2015 at 05:35 PM.
10-20-2015, 05:09 PM
#4
Joined: Jul 2012
Location: U.S.
Posts: 3,244
These are the witty and oh so talented guys that were behind BeastBound. That's enough for me to give it a download. I'll come back with some impressions after I check it out.
10-20-2015, 05:32 PM
#5
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 730
Quote:
Originally Posted by NOEN View Post
These are the witty and oh so talented guys that were behind BeastBound. That's enough for me to give it a download. I'll come back with some impressions after I check it out.
Just when I thought my heart was on its penultimate beat, ready to give out when NOEN comes swooping back in like a defibrillator* with shimmering dove wings! Thanks for vouching for our character, my friend <3

It's good to have you back! Udder Panic is much, much lighter on the writing than Beast Bound was, but I hope you find a little kernel of goodness to chew on all the same.

Some of the character names are pretty funny depending on who you are, so there's that.

Also, pickle pants.


*Totally had to look up how to spell that word. Not only that, I can say it about as well as I can spell it.

Low on Facebook Friends ya lonely so-and-so? Try Udder Panic!
Addicted to the Tweeter? SO ARE WE!
Need another site to add to your daily rounds so you can put homework off a little longer? TRY UDDER PANIC YOU DIRTY PROCRASTINATOR!
10-20-2015, 06:34 PM
#6
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: The Kᴉll Switch
Posts: 7,324
Can you explain the power ups?

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10-20-2015, 07:21 PM
#7
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 730
Quote:
Originally Posted by CygnetSeven View Post
Can you explain the power ups?
ABSOLUTELY I WILL (sans visuals as I am out of the office- that's right, WE'RE DEVOTED AROUND HERE).

There are three:

Shield:
A forcefield will appear around your ship that will absorb three baddies. Any combination of Bomb-Bull or Secret Agent. Where there spirits go after you fry them depends entirely on your cultural beliefs.

Battery:
This fills your bar up and slows down the rate of decay, allowing you to take a breather or some SERIOUS RISKS. You'll know it's working because your bar will turn blue (call a doctor immediately if your blue bar lasts for more than 4 hours)

Double Points:
This one is a double edged sword- badass and potentially fatal. This power up doubles every cow AND coin you pick up. It doesn't affect the Golden Cows, however, but it DOES affect the Bomb-Bulls as in they'll hit you for twice as much as usual. If you get this one are as blessed as you are cursed.

Now, I have a question FOR YOU: Was it difficult to tell when you got a power up/what they did?

We're actually working on a clarity update (which will also include new characters and ships!) that we're gonna submit to Apple on Friday and following that we're gonna keep tweakin' and twerkin' so any feedback is appreciated!

I will weasel my way into your signature one day, CygnetSeven, you just wait.

Low on Facebook Friends ya lonely so-and-so? Try Udder Panic!
Addicted to the Tweeter? SO ARE WE!
Need another site to add to your daily rounds so you can put homework off a little longer? TRY UDDER PANIC YOU DIRTY PROCRASTINATOR!
10-20-2015, 08:09 PM
#8
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: The Kᴉll Switch
Posts: 7,324
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lt. Action View Post
Now, I have a question FOR YOU: Was it difficult to tell when you got a power up/what they did?

We're actually working on a clarity update (which will also include new characters and ships!) that we're gonna submit to Apple on Friday and following that we're gonna keep tweakin' and twerkin' so any feedback is appreciated!

I will weasel my way into your signature one day, CygnetSeven, you just wait.
Ha, you're asking the wrong person, I'm not a great multitasker. Yes and no. At first I was so focused on the bloody cows that I didn't really notice what the power ups did. After my second or third play through I chilled a bit and not so bad now. Am I right that death comes after picking up three wrong characters? There has been a few times that I died but it seemed as if my power bar was full.

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DEVELOPERS I ADORE
CAT IN A BOX • QUANTUM SHEEP • CS54 • ONE MINUTE GAMES • ELEFTHERIOS CHRISTODOULATOS • RAVENOUS GAMES • ORANGE PIXEL • RADIANGAMES • CAVE • LLAMASOFT (RIP) • MADFINGER • PASTA GAMES • TOUCH FOO • KODE80
10-20-2015, 08:26 PM
#9
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 730
Quote:
Originally Posted by CygnetSeven View Post
Ha, you're asking the wrong person, I'm not a great multitasker. Yes and no. At first I was so focused on the bloody cows that I didn't really notice what the power ups did. After my second or third play through I chilled a bit and not so bad now. Am I right that death comes after picking up three wrong characters? There has been a few times that I died but it seemed as if my power bar was full.
Perhaps the universe is trying to send you a sign.

More likely, trying to send me one, one that might read something like "YOU'RE GAME LACKS CLARITY".

It depends on the circumstance! There are three ways to lose:

1: You dun goofed and picked up an agent disguised as a cow. This will be evident by the fact that you are stuffed in a box while some bozo in a suit is radioing for back up.

2: You ate too many bombs, cousin! This can happen rather abruptly at high speeds. Losing this way will be evident from you exploding and becoming a nondescript heap of debris on the ground.

3: You ran outta juice! Maybe you were too cautious, maybe you ate just one too many bombs and didn't chase it quick enough with a cow. Losing this way will be evident from you exploding and becoming a nondescript heap of debris on the ground.

That last one is what we're gonna be working on. We're brainstorming methods to show that you're running low on juice without making you look at the bar or annoying the ever loving hooh-hah out of you.

We're discussing pulsing the bar large and red (hopefully your peripheral will catch that one), flashing the edges of the screen a red tint, having your UFO stutter and shake a bunch (would not effect the beam position) etc. Problems are tough when the possible solutions can be described as "almost anything".

Low on Facebook Friends ya lonely so-and-so? Try Udder Panic!
Addicted to the Tweeter? SO ARE WE!
Need another site to add to your daily rounds so you can put homework off a little longer? TRY UDDER PANIC YOU DIRTY PROCRASTINATOR!
10-20-2015, 08:59 PM
#10
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: The Kᴉll Switch
Posts: 7,324
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lt. Action View Post
Perhaps the universe is trying to send you a sign.

More likely, trying to send me one, one that might read something like "YOU'RE GAME LACKS CLARITY".

It depends on the circumstance! There are three ways to lose:

1: You dun goofed and picked up an agent disguised as a cow. This will be evident by the fact that you are stuffed in a box while some bozo in a suit is radioing for back up.

2: You ate too many bombs, cousin! This can happen rather abruptly at high speeds. Losing this way will be evident from you exploding and becoming a nondescript heap of debris on the ground.

3: You ran outta juice! Maybe you were too cautious, maybe you ate just one too many bombs and didn't chase it quick enough with a cow. Losing this way will be evident from you exploding and becoming a nondescript heap of debris on the ground.

That last one is what we're gonna be working on. We're brainstorming methods to show that you're running low on juice without making you look at the bar or annoying the ever loving hooh-hah out of you.

We're discussing pulsing the bar large and red (hopefully your peripheral will catch that one), flashing the edges of the screen a red tint, having your UFO stutter and shake a bunch (would not effect the beam position) etc. Problems are tough when the possible solutions can be described as "almost anything".
Another idea is to have the phone vibrate but if you do that please have a way of turning it off. I play late at night and it wakes my wife and she gets crabby.

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CAT IN A BOX • QUANTUM SHEEP • CS54 • ONE MINUTE GAMES • ELEFTHERIOS CHRISTODOULATOS • RAVENOUS GAMES • ORANGE PIXEL • RADIANGAMES • CAVE • LLAMASOFT (RIP) • MADFINGER • PASTA GAMES • TOUCH FOO • KODE80