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Puppy Tormentor 3000 - Beta testers wanted!

09-29-2009, 11:59 AM
#1
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 258
Puppy Tormentor 3000 - Beta testers wanted!

New! From TouchMeThere studios:

Puppy Tormentor 3000

I guarantee this is not like any game you have played before!

Totally original concept and gameplay idea! Surprise your friends!

STORY: Take on the role of the enterprising Marcus Vic as you get these dogs ready for the big time! They've got to be toughened up!


FEATURES:

Over 20 unique and creative implements, tools, and devices!

Recruit employees who raise their skills with experience!

Time attack, survival, and campaign modes!

Incredible graphic engine - Puppies and their injuries look almost real!

The sound effects will blow you away! Recorded overseas in an undisclosed location!

SCREENSHOTS:







We are ready for the beta phase! PM me if you'd like to be a tester.

Last edited by Comassion; 09-29-2009 at 12:03 PM.
09-29-2009, 12:50 PM
#2
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: touchArcade
Posts: 749
Ick!

Oh my god!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with you???????? Torturing puppies!!!! That's just sick and cruel! Please mods, delete this post!!!! This makes me sick!!!

09-29-2009, 01:25 PM
#3
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: California
Posts: 1,332

Two guys walked into a bar. You think they would've seen it or something.
09-29-2009, 01:27 PM
#4
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 4,176
This is just simply cruel imo. I'll pass.

EDIT:

by the way it's illegal to torturer dogs (ie: Michael Vick fighting dogs). So maybe it's illegal to torture dogs in a virtual app. (I can only wish)

Last edited by yourofl10; 09-29-2009 at 01:29 PM.
09-29-2009, 01:29 PM
#5
Looks terrible, I'm sorry.
09-29-2009, 01:31 PM
#6
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 3,248
Disgusting. Never going to buy this.
09-29-2009, 01:33 PM
#7
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: 31.560499, -111.904128
Posts: 7,471
Looks terrible/horrible.
I would never even buy it if it looked good.
Next time, try a different theme, and put some effort into it rather than just using paint and google images.
A blind, one armed chimpanzee under the influence of meth could produce a better app than this.
I can't believe you are even asking for beta testers.

edit - second thoughts. This is even worse than I first thought. Not only is it bad quality/shite, but it is disgusting/disturbing/sick/wrong. You make Khalid Saikh look like a God. Devs like you should be run over by truck, then shot, then run over again for good measure.

Hakuna Matata

Last edited by LBG; 09-29-2009 at 01:40 PM.
09-29-2009, 01:48 PM
#8
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 521
i've read that children who are happy to harm animals are more likely to commit violent crime. does the developer have something he'd like to admit?
09-29-2009, 02:02 PM
#9
Joined: May 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 264
Get out of here with that shit. What is wrong with you? Why on earth would anyone want to play this horrible "game?" I don't understand...
09-29-2009, 02:06 PM
#10
Joined: May 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 586
must be the same dev as baby shaker app
and just like that app i hope it never gets approved but some how it will
adding to app store garbage pile good job

I wish I was the Doctor and had a TARDIS and one those Sonic screwdrivers