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Puppy Tormentor 3000 - Beta testers wanted!

09-29-2009, 11:59 AM
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 258
Puppy Tormentor 3000 - Beta testers wanted!

New! From TouchMeThere studios:

Puppy Tormentor 3000

I guarantee this is not like any game you have played before!

Totally original concept and gameplay idea! Surprise your friends!

STORY: Take on the role of the enterprising Marcus Vic as you get these dogs ready for the big time! They've got to be toughened up!


Over 20 unique and creative implements, tools, and devices!

Recruit employees who raise their skills with experience!

Time attack, survival, and campaign modes!

Incredible graphic engine - Puppies and their injuries look almost real!

The sound effects will blow you away! Recorded overseas in an undisclosed location!


We are ready for the beta phase! PM me if you'd like to be a tester.

Last edited by Comassion; 09-29-2009 at 12:03 PM.
09-29-2009, 12:50 PM
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Oh my god!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with you???????? Torturing puppies!!!! That's just sick and cruel! Please mods, delete this post!!!! This makes me sick!!!

09-29-2009, 01:25 PM
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: California
Posts: 1,332

Two guys walked into a bar. You think they would've seen it or something.
09-29-2009, 01:27 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 4,176
This is just simply cruel imo. I'll pass.


by the way it's illegal to torturer dogs (ie: Michael Vick fighting dogs). So maybe it's illegal to torture dogs in a virtual app. (I can only wish)

Last edited by yourofl10; 09-29-2009 at 01:29 PM.
09-29-2009, 01:29 PM
Looks terrible, I'm sorry.
09-29-2009, 01:31 PM
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 3,248
Disgusting. Never going to buy this.
09-29-2009, 01:33 PM
Joined: Apr 2009
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Posts: 7,471
Looks terrible/horrible.
I would never even buy it if it looked good.
Next time, try a different theme, and put some effort into it rather than just using paint and google images.
A blind, one armed chimpanzee under the influence of meth could produce a better app than this.
I can't believe you are even asking for beta testers.

edit - second thoughts. This is even worse than I first thought. Not only is it bad quality/shite, but it is disgusting/disturbing/sick/wrong. You make Khalid Saikh look like a God. Devs like you should be run over by truck, then shot, then run over again for good measure.

Hakuna Matata

Last edited by LBG; 09-29-2009 at 01:40 PM.
09-29-2009, 01:48 PM
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 521
i've read that children who are happy to harm animals are more likely to commit violent crime. does the developer have something he'd like to admit?
09-29-2009, 02:02 PM
Joined: May 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 264
Get out of here with that shit. What is wrong with you? Why on earth would anyone want to play this horrible "game?" I don't understand...
09-29-2009, 02:06 PM
Joined: May 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 586
must be the same dev as baby shaker app
and just like that app i hope it never gets approved but some how it will
adding to app store garbage pile good job

I wish I was the Doctor and had a TARDIS and one those Sonic screwdrivers