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  • Publisher: Finn McManus
  • Genre: Arcade
  • Device: Universal
  • Size: 33.7 MB
  • Version: 2.4
  • Price: Free
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App description: After year in, year out living on the beautiful island of Ibiza, one starts to sour a little towards the species that come to inhabit this paradise every summer.

Like a plague they spread through the spanish streets, polluting the fresh mediterranean air with their foul language and stale odours.

Assaulting our eyes with their hot pink skin and faded dreary tattoos of old english calligraphy and misshapen bulldogs.

Enter you.

A seasoned ibiza veteran.

By day you do what any suntanned cruiser might do... but by night a very sinister transformation occurs.

You become the vigilante hero known only as Simone, Don Simone. San Antonio's very own scum bag exterminator.

The night is young and your shift is just about to begin.
You stand up, swig the last of your forty ounce and survey the scene...

Creatures rolling on the floor, degenerates screaming,
shouting and throwing punches every which way.
Their eyes are glazed over, they are spewing vomit from
their mouths and leaking suspect substances from their noses...

Then, out of nowhere you are caught by surprise! A cretin
juice head sporting short shorts, neon shades and an I Heart Ibiza vest stumbles across your path slurring for you to get out of his way.

Flash!

Out cold.

On the floor.

It all happens so quickly and the adrenaline surging through your veins once again ignites that fire in your belly...

This is what you live for.

You are Simone, Don Simone.

San An Scum-Bag Exterminator.

And this is Westend Warriors.

Let the brawl begin!
12-11-2015, 08:13 AM
#2
Joined: Feb 2012
Location: Georgia,Cleveland Ohio,Texas,New York
Posts: 2,249
There iz one that will soon pay great homage to Streets of Rage. I cant wait!

12-11-2015, 01:33 PM
#3
Joined: Feb 2015
Location: Germany
Posts: 1,342
Thx, I will try it too.
12-11-2015, 01:53 PM
#4
Joined: Oct 2014
Location: NYC
Posts: 206
Ah I have to say, I downloaded this on a whim and it's pretty fun. We'll see how far I get this weekend!
12-11-2015, 02:06 PM
#5
Lol, man having been there on a few occasions, i can see how a resident could be driven to create a game like this....might have to make one for san francisco
12-11-2015, 02:35 PM
#6
Joined: Nov 2014
Location: Eos
Posts: 1,932
Thanks for posting sounds like a good laugh and by the pics it looks like street fighter meets double dragon. Of course my expectations aren't all that high on this one but the concept sounds great.
12-12-2015, 04:13 PM
#7
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 3,815
Wow!

I actually like the game. The only issue so far is if you have to quit out you lose all coins you earned during your current game.

But the game is actually really fun.

Billy
12-12-2015, 06:38 PM
#8
Joined: Jul 2012
Location: U.S.
Posts: 3,244
Still trying to figure out if I like this game or not. I'm leaning toward liking it though with all the upgrades. I'm a sucker for upgrades.
12-12-2015, 06:43 PM
#9
Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 367
As a former Ibizan drag queen, I started looking for the words "west end" as soon as the description started...

Former life. These days a respectable academic. So not sure I'll be DLing this.

Nice idea tho :thumbs:
12-12-2015, 09:18 PM
#10
Best app description i read in my entire life.
I live in Venice, so i can relate.