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App description: Welcome to Mewrths Haywire Hospital (==) !
From the makers of Naughty Kitties, featured by the App Store as Best of 2014

Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!

As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, youll need to hire the galaxys best doctors to cure the galaxys wildest illnesses! On top of that, youll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!

In addition, well help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your lifes greatest goals!
(Just kidding)

Youll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff

Contact us:
If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods:
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio
Twitter@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island

Eli's comments:

Haywire Hospital

Coconut Island Games Limited
Genres: Games Trivia Simulation Entertainment
GAME CENTER ENABLED
Free


Quote:
Welcome to Mewrths Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=) !
From the makers of Naughty Kitties, featured by the App Store as Best of 2014

Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!

As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, youll need to hire the galaxys best doctors to cure the galaxys wildest illnesses! On top of that, youll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!

In addition, well help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your lifes greatest goals!
(Just kidding)

Youll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff

Contact us:
If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods:
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio
Twitter:@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island












Supported Devices:
  • iPhone4
  • iPad2Wifi
  • iPad23G
  • iPhone4S
  • iPadThirdGen
  • iPadThirdGen4G
  • iPhone5
  • iPodTouchFifthGen
  • iPadFourthGen
  • iPadFourthGen4G
  • iPadMini
  • iPadMini4G
  • iPhone5c
  • iPhone5s
  • iPhone6
  • iPhone6Plus
  • iPodTouchSixthGen

Minimum iOS Version: iOS 7.0

Download Size: 103.6MB

01-13-2016, 01:48 PM
#2
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 2,525

Beta Testing : Forgotten Memories: Alternate Realities, Sky Force 2014, Rush Rally 2


01-13-2016, 06:32 PM
#3
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 1,070
Anyone tried this
01-21-2016, 12:02 AM
#4
Joined: Jan 2015
Location: Liberty city
Posts: 2,516
Boom right here
01-21-2016, 12:45 AM
#5
Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 102
Getting a strong "Theme Hospital but without building but with cats" vibe, say no more, already hit the "Get" button.
01-21-2016, 11:42 PM
#6
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 5
This Game is all in Chinese for me. Anyone else with that Problem?
02-14-2016, 05:41 AM
#7
Thanks for playing.

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04-20-2016, 12:50 PM
#8
Joined: Oct 2008
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 303
I've hit a bit of a roadblock. It wants me to scan another player's dr and archive codes but I don't know anyone else that plays. Has anyone managed to find anything online? A lot of what I'm finding isn't working.