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App description: Smooth Operator is a weird, weird two-player kissing game.

Squeeze in for 2 player fun on a single iPad, creating awkward faux-intimacy. Get really, really close to play on an iPhone!

Swipe to follow patterns in the main game for an individual score and compatibility rating. Play the main game well enough and you will go into co-op mode to trigger a SUPER MOVE!

The game includes 11 super moves, one for each stage. These include favorites like the wave, the twist, the bro-shake, air guitar, death breath, pizza tongues, and kitten tongues.

You can choose from 22 selectable characters, with no limitations on the match ups!

In addition to individual scores, you will get scored on compatibility - ranging from -100% to +100%. Social media integration means you can post your scores on Twitter and Facebook to let your friends know who youre smooching with and how compatible you are!

Amazing soundtrack provided by Montgomery Word.

It's surreal, funny, a little unnerving, and absolutely worth talking about. Rob Rich for 148Apps

the new super moves are amazing. Carter Dotson for TouchArcade

"Smooth Operator is successfully pitched as a cheerful trifle, but it is also a journey through Woody Allen-inflected anxieties." David Rudin for Kill Screen

touchy85's comments:

Smooth Operator!

Beardo Games LLC
Genres: Games Simulation Arcade
$2.99 USD


Quote:
Smooth Operator is a weird, weird two-player kissing game.

Squeeze in for 2 player fun on a single iPad, creating awkward faux-intimacy. Get really, really close to play on an iPhone!

Swipe to follow patterns in the main game for an individual score and compatibility rating. Play the main game well enough and you will go into co-op mode to trigger a SUPER MOVE!

The game includes 11 super moves, one for each stage. These include favorites like the wave, the twist, the bro-shake, air guitar, death breath, pizza tongues, and kitten tongues.

You can choose from 22 selectable characters, with no limitations on the match ups!

In addition to individual scores, you will get scored on compatibility - ranging from -100% to +100%. Social media integration means you can post your scores on Twitter and Facebook to let your friends know who youre smooching with and how compatible you are!

Amazing soundtrack provided by Montgomery Word.

It's surreal, funny, a little unnerving, and absolutely worth talking about. Rob Rich for 148Apps

the new super moves are amazing. Carter Dodson for TouchArcade












Supported Devices:
  • iPad2Wifi
  • iPad23G
  • iPhone4S
  • iPadThirdGen
  • iPadThirdGen4G
  • iPhone5
  • iPodTouchFifthGen
  • iPadFourthGen
  • iPadFourthGen4G
  • iPadMini
  • iPadMini4G
  • iPhone5c
  • iPhone5s
  • iPhone6
  • iPhone6Plus
  • iPodTouchSixthGen

Minimum iOS Version: iOS 8.4

Download Size: 368.7MB

02-10-2016, 05:41 PM
#2
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 324
Lol. You know it's weird when the devs even admit it in the description. Don't know if I can wrap my tongue around this one though, there's just too many games coming out this week that deserve my money more than this. Sry...

02-11-2016, 03:04 AM
#3
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 824
Da..fuq..
02-11-2016, 04:18 AM
#4
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 1,547
They misspelled Carter's name in the description
02-11-2016, 04:29 AM
#5
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 8,560
Quote:
Originally Posted by touchy85 View Post
They misspelled Carter's name in the description
Hah!

Why, oh why, is this not available in Lebanon?

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"
02-11-2016, 08:56 PM
#6
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Originally Posted by touchy85 View Post
They misspelled Carter's name in the description
What I want to know is when and where did he say this. I don't see an article about it.
02-11-2016, 09:22 PM
#7
Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 31
it's a funny novelty. picking two people to lock lips in freestyle will make anybody smile for10 seconds...but not worth 2.99
02-11-2016, 09:40 PM
#8
Joined: Nov 2013
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
Posts: 2,228
*Egads*
02-11-2016, 09:56 PM
#9
Joined: Jul 2012
Location: U.S.
Posts: 3,244
I was kinda pissed at myself by not reading the description first before I hit the buy button when it released. I didn't know it was a 2 player/1device game. I know, I know, it's my fault for not reading it first, but I was SO excited to make out with some hot AI that night. I ended up just licking the other persons face while they just stared at me blankly for 10 minutes. It reminded me so much of my real life.
02-11-2016, 10:05 PM
#10
Joined: May 2014
Posts: 487
Quote:
Originally Posted by NOEN View Post
I was kinda pissed at myself by not reading the description first before I hit the buy button when it released. I didn't know it was a 2 player/1device game. I know, I know, it's my fault for not reading it first, but I was SO excited to make out with some hot AI that night. I ended up just licking the other persons face while they just stared at me blankly for 10 minutes. It reminded me so much of my real life.
Funniest thing I've read in a long time. Well done sir....I mean sorry about that. 😬😉