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App description: "Extreme Forklifting 2 Is the Absolute Stupidest Game... I Can't Stop Playing" - Touch Arcade

Always dreamed of becoming a forklift operator? Now you can!
You get to drive a forklift, move pallets around and do crazy stunts.

- The forklifting adventure you've always been dreaming of!
- Experience the glamorous life of a warehouse worker.
- Realistic, accurate and highly responsive controls.
- All the pallets you can wish for!
- Sequel to the most popular mobile forklift game ever!
- Pick pallets up!
- Put pallets down!

This is the game you never knew you wanted!
05-18-2016, 06:07 PM
Joined: Aug 2015
Posts: 2
So... it's Shenmue 3?
05-19-2016, 03:36 AM
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 429
You gotta love the devs description and sales pitch. Funny
05-19-2016, 05:36 AM
Joined: Jul 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 908
I was worried there may not be enough pallets.
05-19-2016, 11:38 AM
Joined: Apr 2010
Location: California, USA
Posts: 4,961
No, I've never dreamed of being a fork-lift driver! (You gotta aim higher in life, right?!) I'm still certified as a real fork-lift driver that I did 30 years ago and never once did I tell an employer I could do it after because I would never WANT to do that job! It's very dangerous, thankless, and you don't get paid CRAP! Any mistake at all and you get drug-tested. Playing a game of it would be alright 'cause there's no real consequences to anything, so It might be fun! But in real life, not so much.... Made me laugh thinking someone out there could possibly dream of doing that like its the holy grail or something!!

Last edited by bigrand1; 05-19-2016 at 11:43 AM.
05-20-2016, 05:43 PM
Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 155
Haha screw you man. I work in a warehouse and drive a forklift a couple days a week to make some extra cash. The game is being very sarcastic and its hilarious. Its not dangerous and pointless and there's no drug testing, at least not where I work. Get off your high horse man