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  • Publisher: Hello There
  • Genre: Arcade
  • Device: Universal
  • Size: 70.9 MB
  • Version: 1.3
  • Price: Free
  • Average User Rating:
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App description: Max is in trouble. He pissed off his cat Lula and now shes out to get him. And Lula is far from sweet. She is viscous, cold and unforgiving. More dangerous than Lula are her traps deadly and brutal killing contraptions with Maxs name written all over them.

SHE WANTS ME DEAD is a side-scrolling platform game, released along megastars CAZZETTEs new hit single with the same name.

Your job is to help poor Max, whose only hope is to get through Lulas deadly gauntlets in one piece. This might sound easy, if it werent for the fact that Lula really, really wants Max dead. But there is help.

CAZZETTES NEW HIT SONG plays a major role in the game. Lulas traps and other things in the environment move in rhythm with the music. Are you groovy enough to help Max find safe passage? Or are you as stiff as the corpse hell be when the traps hit?

Content:
- Crazy hard platform levels
- Deadly traps
- Gold frame achievements
- A bunch of silly cat pictures
- Awesome clothes and accessories

touchy85's comments:

She Wants Me Dead

Hello There
Genres: Games Music Action Arcade
Free


Quote:
Max is in trouble. He pissed off his cat Lula and now shes out to get him. And Lula is far from sweet. She is viscous, cold and unforgiving. More dangerous than Lula are her traps deadly and brutal killing contraptions with Maxs name written all over them.

SHE WANTS ME DEAD is a side-scrolling platform game, released along megastars CAZZETTEs new hit single with the same name.

Your job is to help poor Max, whose only hope is to get through Lulas deadly gauntlets in one piece. This might sound easy, if it werent for the fact that Lula really, really wants Max dead. But there is help.

CAZZETTES NEW HIT SONG plays a major role in the game. Lulas traps and other things in the environment move in rhythm with the music. Are you groovy enough to help Max find safe passage? Or are you as stiff as the corpse hell be when the traps hit?

Content:
- Crazy hard platform levels
- Deadly traps
- Gold frame achievements
- A bunch of silly cat pictures
- Awesome clothes and accessories












Supported Devices:
  • iPhone-3GS
  • iPhone4
  • iPodTouchFourthGen
  • iPad2Wifi
  • iPad23G
  • iPhone4S
  • iPadThirdGen
  • iPadThirdGen4G
  • iPhone5
  • iPodTouchFifthGen
  • iPadFourthGen
  • iPadFourthGen4G
  • iPadMini
  • iPadMini4G
  • iPhone5c
  • iPhone5s
  • iPhone6
  • iPhone6Plus
  • iPodTouchSixthGen

Minimum iOS Version: iOS 6.0

Download Size: 73MB

05-19-2016, 01:42 PM
#2
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 1,575


Really want to like the game cause it looks and sounds so cool. But I just can't like it atm. The running and jumping animations are a bit awkward, but I can handle that. The controls are not great, you can only walk to the right and when you want to make a long jump there's a chance you jump twice, this is a super hard game and missing a bit of nuance in the controls sucks. Then there's the super high difficulty. In a game like Leap Day with checkpoints and lot's of fruit to buy checkpoints it just feels challenging most of the time. But here it feels like the difficulty is to kind of force you to buy them with real money. There are not a lot of coins to pick up and buy checkpoints and the game is so hard that I feel like the checkpoint buying will never end.
05-19-2016, 05:51 PM
#3
Joined: Apr 2010
Location: California, USA
Posts: 4,475
Quote:
Originally Posted by touchy85 View Post
YouTube: video

Really want to like the game cause it looks and sounds so cool. But I just can't like it atm. The running and jumping animations are a bit awkward, but I can handle that. The controls are not great, you can only walk to the right and when you want to make a long jump there's a chance you jump twice, this is a super hard game and missing a bit of nuance in the controls sucks. Then there's the super high difficulty. In a game like Leap Day with checkpoints and lot's of fruit to buy checkpoints it just feels challenging most of the time. But here it feels like the difficulty is to kind of force you to buy them with real money. There are not a lot of coins to pick up and buy checkpoints and the game is so hard that I feel like the checkpoint buying will never end.
Okay, ya scared ME away from this! Thanks for the heads' up, though!
05-19-2016, 06:43 PM
#4
Joined: Jul 2011
Location: Taiwan & Japan
Posts: 2,134
Thanks for the review, I'll keep an eye on it in case they update it and fix everything as it does look cool but just like you, I wouldn't enjoy it so much with that many bugs.
05-20-2016, 05:15 AM
#5
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 1,575
The steam reviews for this game are pretty good. Maybe it's not as bad as I think it is, the steam version is premium though.
06-03-2016, 03:36 PM
#6
I have an opposite opinion, I think the controls are great for a touch platformer. Very responsive, in fact I havent had a single death that I would blame on controls. I managed to get gold frames on the first four levels fairly easily, however the 5th has me stumped. There is a section at the very end with spring platforms where one throws you back to the left. The problem is that the screen has already scrolled past the platform you have to land on and you just die. I watched a playthrough of one of the other versions and this wasnt an issue, but I also noticed in that version you can move freely in both directions. Interested to see if anyone else has had the same issue.