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App description: ** IMPORTANT - SUPPORTED DEVICES
iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.**

You've already been through the zombie apocalypze in Goat Z and made friends with NPCs in the computed world of Goat MMO Simulator. What on earth is there left for you to do? The answer is NOTHING! Thats why we leave earth behind and travel to space!

Be a space goat and build a space colony by headbutting people and taking their money. Who knows best how to spend it but a goat? Build a Command bridge training simulator, a space museum or even your very own spaceship. Shoot down asteroids and space pirates or travel to a nearby planet.

You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true!


Key features

* Be the first goat in space
* Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
* Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
* Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
* There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
* Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
* The biggest map in goat simulator history
* So much content you will have to charge your phone lots of times
* Tons of unlockable goats with special powers - Create black holes, 3D print stuff in the world and fling people with your mind
05-26-2016, 02:47 AM
#2
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 1,254
This looks a bit crazy!

05-26-2016, 03:59 AM
#3
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 243
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bloodangel View Post
This looks a bit crazy!

All of them in the series. Thats what makes them such fun
05-26-2016, 06:13 AM
#5
Joined: Jan 2015
Location: Liberty city
Posts: 2,500
Oh wow
05-26-2016, 07:15 AM
#6
Gameplay Impressions:
05-27-2016, 03:38 AM
#7
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 8,560
I'm legitimately surprised how little fanfare this is getting. It's always weird seeing something do so well on the charts and you check out the TA thread and no one cares. :/

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"

Last edited by metalcasket; 05-27-2016 at 03:40 AM.
05-27-2016, 05:10 AM
#8
Joined: Oct 2015
Location: Australia
Posts: 320
Quote:
Originally Posted by metalcasket View Post
I'm legitimately surprised how little fanfare this is getting. It's always weird seeing something do so well on the charts and you check out the TA thread and no one cares. :/
That's a very interesting point you've highlighted. It also goes to show the sad truth that 'casuals and kids' rule the charts, while TA and dedicated forum members basically have zero influence. That's my take on it anyway, what do you think?
05-27-2016, 05:46 AM
#9
Joined: Nov 2014
Location: Eos
Posts: 1,790
Video has a KOTOR feel
Is that the way it sort of plays out
I've played.all the goat games and my kids are into them to so I will grab it up soon
05-27-2016, 03:21 PM
#10
Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 321
I installed on 2 different devices and have the same crash at startup on both. There must be a bug or something. If anyone knows anything let me know. Thanks