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App description: GAME DESCRIPTION

We have all had enough of those cliché fantasy worlds with brave knights, ladylike elves and little people obsessed with jewellery. Generia is just another of those worlds... Thankfully there are evil barbarians coming to plunder, impale, drink beer, use inappropriate language and generally to make things interesting. And guess what? It's you who will lead them!

Go back to the days when you thought real time strategy games were awesome. But this time you don't need to spend a whole hour to just win a skirmish. Jump right into battle and use your rusty strategic and tactical skills to crush hundreds of enemies within minutes! Crush Your Enemies has everything you like in strategy games: planning, choosing different types of units, managing resources, taking enemy territory and outwitting your opponents with the ingenious formations of your men. Only of this strategic goodness is packed into a tight and intense experience you can enjoy no matter how little time you have.

GAME FEATURES:

- True strategic challenge in a small package: Levels are packed with deep strategic options, but can be completed in shorter bursts

- Super simple controls: Despite the depth of its systems, the game can be controlled with just one Mouse button

- Epic Single-Player campaign: The game features hours of strategic single-player goodness

- Cross-platform multiplayer: Play against your friends and loved ones on PC and mobile devices. The battle never has to end!

- Various Unit Types: Different unit types each have a different role on the battlefield

- Plundered Inventory: Expertly utilize and manage special items that can change the course of battles when used wisely

- Weird Boss Battles: Have you ever battled a Giant Death Snail that has a passion for head-butting? No? What are you waiting for!?

- Story filled with Naughty Humour: So your momma won't mistake the game for her favourite Medieval Village Clickfest!

- Violence, Beer and Curse Words: Enough said

Crush Your Enemies is a strategy game like no other.
9/10 Pocketgamer.co.uk Pocketgamer Gold Award

Crush Your Enemies is a fast-paced RTS that combines a need for strong strategy with pick up and play accessibility.
4/5 Hardcore Gamer

.....if youve been looking for an RTS with no nonsense then this is the one to get
4/5 Attack of the Fanboy

Crush Your Enemies is a breath of beer-belched air in a genre that often takes itself wayyy too seriously.
4/5 iDigitalTimes

Crush Your Enemies boils down RTS to its barest, most enjoyable form
-Brian Crecente, Polygon-

Crush Your Enemies is a funny, crazy, and pleasantly challenging game
- Becca Smith, GameSpew

There is something about over-killing that just makes you smile.
- Juan Malave, DownRightUpLeft
07-13-2016, 01:15 PM
#2
Joined: Aug 2010
Location: The last time zone for iOS game releases :(
Posts: 1,967
Pretty good, but played a couple of levels. $4.99 for premium unlock. FYI, you need to 3 star to disable ads for the one level.

07-13-2016, 03:21 PM
#3
This game is very nice I like the humor and the gameplay! U have you try it!
07-13-2016, 09:40 PM
#4
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 564
This game needs WAY more attention!
It's freaking awesome!!
Really well done, TONS of features.

It's fee to try, and you can play for free.
You can unlock the full game with a 4.99 IAP.
it doesn't just disable ads, the game is actually a LOT DEEPER in the full version!!

If you think the game seems simple, check out the full version !! Multiple units, respurce management, structures, bosses, etc etc.
the free version is very simple.

This game needs a TA review, it's fantastic.
07-13-2016, 10:28 PM
#5
Joined: Oct 2009
Location: Missouri, USA
Posts: 1,926
Quote:
Originally Posted by KeKhan View Post
This game needs WAY more attention!
It's freaking awesome!!
Really well done, TONS of features.

It's fee to try, and you can play for free.
You can unlock the full game with a 4.99 IAP.
it doesn't just disable ads, the game is actually a LOT DEEPER in the full version!!

If you think the game seems simple, check out the full version !! Multiple units, respurce management, structures, bosses, etc etc.
the free version is very simple.

This game needs a TA review, it's fantastic.
Anyone able to get multiplayer working? All I get is waiting for enemy.

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07-13-2016, 11:04 PM
#6
Cracking good game description. Seriously.
I will check it out based on that alone.
07-14-2016, 02:22 AM
#7
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 441
This game has it all. It accomplished bringing the rts to the phone and it's awesome! Gotta get back to crushing now.
07-14-2016, 11:38 AM
#8
Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 16
Really enjoy it, but crashing like whoa on the second village mission with the swamp and rain.
07-14-2016, 03:44 PM
#9
Joined: May 2011
Location: UK
Posts: 265
Mmmmmmm

Not impressed with the swearing....needless and genuinely doesn't add to the humour.

More not impressed with the fact it keeps constantly crashing on my iPad Air 2 64gb 4g (running latest IOS)

Gamecenter I.D - defard
Xbox One - defard2001
PS4 - defard
Feel free to add me peeps!
07-14-2016, 04:31 PM
#10
Joined: Feb 2012
Location: Sonora, México
Posts: 275
This game needs multi language support :\