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App description: The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Heres its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if youre not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So dont let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. Its also the only game that lets you learn whats The Meaning of Life, and thats scientifically proven!

"Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign."
- Oscar Dayus, Pocket Gamer -

"Oh... Sir!' is our favorite insult-em-up"
- Aaron Souppouris, Engadget -

"Obviously, this game is getting my highest recommendation, and I expect to see it on a few end of year lists"
- Pockettactics

Game Features:

Loners Insult Tournament Mode:Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU

Real-Life Friends Mode: Duel against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on

Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer

5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious insult bits

4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments

Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

Boardumb's comments:

10-25-2016, 04:34 PM
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 9,193
This is pretty rad.

Everyone's favorite chamber of death, doom and decomposition.

10-25-2016, 07:14 PM
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
Posts: 3,270
Originally Posted by metalcasket View Post
This is pretty rad.
Oh... Sir, it is!

Vocalist of Neverlast
Game Center/OpenFeint/Plus+/[insert arbitrary game network, online character or multiplayer account here]: Ayjona
10-26-2016, 09:15 AM
I stayed up playing this till 130 am. The multiplayer is addictive. Kind of wish the game had more content. But easily worth it as it is.

Coordinator @ Fat Thunder
10-26-2016, 09:51 AM
Saw this yesterday, for some reason I started using "Oh Sir" in real life.

"Smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast." -- iOS: Nebula Virtual Reality
10-26-2016, 08:40 PM
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 239
jsrco, when you mention you wish for more content do you mean more word choices? Campaign?
10-26-2016, 09:19 PM
Originally Posted by dukat111 View Post
jsrco, when you mention you wish for more content do you mean more word choices? Campaign?
Really just more of everything.

Coordinator @ Fat Thunder
10-29-2016, 03:19 PM
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 141
Devs are planning to add more content. I just would like to see less restrictions on grammar. You can be grammatically correct but the game doesn't think so. Loving it so far.
10-30-2016, 03:00 AM
Oh, I love this madly. Madly! I played for hours yesterday. So much fun!
10-30-2016, 11:28 PM
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 612
Amazing game, sir!