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App description: Look! On the unicycle! Juggling bowling pins! What is it?!

It's Super Mad Cow! He's here to save the day. It's your job to keep him alive as long as possible, while collecting coins and dodging cars, golf carts, animals, old men in robes, angry women threatening you with rolling pins, and even airplanes. Luckily you can throw your trusty bowling pins at everything, leaving a trail of mayhem in your wake.

Collect all of the unicycle-riding, crazy-object juggling action figures. Can you unlock 'em all?

**On older devices, users may want to turn ON the Battery Saver option(s) in the Settings Menu.**

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