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App description: Get some old school arcade side-scrolling action! Blast your way through the evil (and embarrassingly uncool) Lord Thyroids forces as the wisecracking Star Viper. Upgrade your ship with cash from your kills, and take on an entire fleet as a one man army. Leave no enemy ship flying, and no innuendo unspoken!

Game Features
21 levels shooter action across 4 star systems
Over 40 different kinds of enemies, from fighters to capital ships
Use lasers, missiles and even nukes against your enemies
Power-up crates deliver special weapons
Spread your cash across 6 different ship upgrades
The best mustache this side of the galaxy!

Star Viper is free to play with the option to buy in-game cash for faster upgrades. Fire up your star fighter today!

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Boardumb's comments:


03-30-2017, 10:47 AM
#2
Joined: Jul 2011
Location: Taiwan & Japan
Posts: 2,325
A little zoom out and a quicker game would have made this one maybe fun, but it looks so slow and too big.