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  • Publisher: [adult swim]
  • Genre: Strategy
  • Device: iPhone
  • Size: 44.0 MB
  • Version: 2.1.1
  • Price: $0.99
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App description: ALL NEW!
The Adult Swim Games classic, now bigger and better
Lots more rooms and more ways to do yourself in
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Put the "dead" into your dead-end job by committing career suicide...literally. You've only got five minutes before your next pointless meeting, and it looks like death is the only way out.

Inflict undue bodily harm upon yourself with all the objects in your environment. Paper cutters, microwave ovens, and even copy machines suddenly adopt new and extremely hazardous uses. Slam your head in a car trunk. Impale yourself with an umbrella. Even interact with your coworkers and inspire them to beat the life out of you.

Anything to get out of that dumb meeting.

Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) is an updated and expanded version of the original game, with loads more content and many more rooms to explore.

Help us address crashes by sending what happened, what device/iOS version you're on to games@adultswim.com. Thank you!

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Eli's comments:




Preview: http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/ex...ew-with-video/

Free Flash Version: http://games.adultswim.com/five-minu...line-game.html

This game owns, if you've ever worked in an office, you will appreciate it.
10-22-2009, 10:57 PM
#2
Joined: Jul 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 5,396
Man I love adult swim games, looks great.

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10-22-2009, 10:59 PM
#3
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: Indiana, USA
Posts: 5,712
Yeah, pretty sure I'm getting this.

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10-22-2009, 10:59 PM
#4
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,185
/me adds to watch list on AppShopper...

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10-22-2009, 11:03 PM
#5
Joined: May 2009
Location: The Underworld
Posts: 9,230
pretty hilarious looking

Quote:
Originally Posted by sizzlakalonji View Post
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I just played this, felt a tingle, rushed to the bathroom, and urinated rainbows and glitter.
Quote:
Originally Posted by sammysin View Post
Yesss, I'm off for a leak to see if the same happens for me.
10-22-2009, 11:03 PM
#6
Joined: Feb 1983
Location: Barcelona
Posts: 1,268,692
Quote:
Originally Posted by Devilishly Good View Post
pretty hilarious looking
Seems to have really offended a couple people who have responded to the front page story. :P
10-22-2009, 11:04 PM
#7
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,639
Well it looks... lacking in content. Hodapp, how much replay value do you think this has (in that it will be different scenarios every time you play)?

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10-22-2009, 11:05 PM
#8
Joined: Jan 2009
Location: The Internet
Posts: 1,533
What the frick, I can't play the flash game. It doesn't let me move my guy...

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10-22-2009, 11:05 PM
#9
Joined: Mar 2009
Location: Singapore
Posts: 1,770
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Played the flash version before. Funny game.
10-22-2009, 11:06 PM
#10
Joined: Feb 1983
Location: Barcelona
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Quote:
Originally Posted by STP_Tim View Post
Well it looks... lacking in content. Hodapp, how much replay value do you think this has (in that it will be different scenarios every time you play)?
Play the flash game. Now imagine instead of clicking your mouse you're using your finger. That's pretty much the game.