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App description: Newsflash!
You have a crappy life!

But hey, that's OK! My life is crappy too. So is everyone else's. And there's no other way to celebrate our mutual pain better than playing as flappy people who fly to avoid cylinder objects!

=== Key Features ===


Create a new character by mixing and matching various attributes: RACE, GENDER, EDUCATION, and even BIRTHPLACE. Of course, LIFE IS NOT FAIR! Some characters may have more Crappy Level than others. The higher Crappy Level, the more difficult life is waiting for you.


Touch to make your character flap and fly. Don't forget to avoid obstacles that life throws at you. And don't miss your chance to grab money floating around as much as you can because, like real life, when your head hit a blunt object only money can revive you. You can also spend your hard-earned money to reduce Crappy Level, which makes the game a wee bit easier.


Alright, maybe that's a bit exaggerated. By 'Ending', it means something like a mock-up of death certificate with a picture and some texts. Didn't life already teach you that you shouldn't get your hopes up too high? But anyway, the character you created, the points you scored, the money you got will determine what ending will be revealed in front of you.

For any feedback or technical problem, please contact:

#StayCrappy #CrappyLife

Team Gone Rogue's comments:

Hi,everyone. This is my personal and first published game after trying to use a game engine to develop games for a few years. (I didn't have programming background.) All feedback is welcome. Thank you!

05-05-2017, 01:33 PM
Joined: Mar 2017
Posts: 277
Hello, I tried the game (despite I usually don't like much the freemiums) :
There are tons of games of this kind in the app store but your game is the best of them.
I launched the app whilst in airplane mode (some options are not available, nothing wrong for me)
Great 8 bits music
You can collect bank notes
It is not too fast paced
You can revive by using the collected bank notes -> this is a great idea !

So, this game deserves the privilege to stay in my ipad pro (IOS 9.3 enhanced by Pangu..)
Not bad at all for a first game!!!
05-05-2017, 09:58 PM
Joined: May 2017
Posts: 3
Thank you very much, Jean pierre. Your kind words really mean a lot to me. I'll even try harder for my next games. (This game will have an update to improve UI soon.)