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App description: {{{ Breaking news: }}}
{{{ Your life sucks! }}}

But hey, that's OK! My life sucks too. So does everyone else's. And I think there's no other way to celebrate our mutual pain better than playing as a person flying and avoiding cylinder objects!

=== Key Features ===


On your birth certificate, you can mix and match various attributes: RACE, GENDER, EDUCATION, and even BIRTHPLACE to create a new character. Of course, life is not fair. Some characters may have more Crappy Level then others. The higher Crappy Level, the more difficult game (life) is waiting for you.


Easily touch the screen to make your character fly. Don't forget to avoid obstacles that life throws at you repeatedly. You'll see money floating around as well, so don't miss your chance and grab it as much as you can. Because, like real life, when your head hit a blunt object with high speed and lose consciousness, only money can revive you. You also have a choice to spend your hard-earned money to reduce Crappy Level, which makes the game in that run easier.


Alright, maybe that's a bit exaggerated. By 'Ending', it means something like a mock-up of death certificate with a picture and some texts. Didn't life already teach you that you shouldn't get your hopes up too high? But anyway, the character you created, the points you scored, the money you got will determine what ending will be revealed in front of you.

For any feedback or technical problem, please contact:

#StayCrappy #CrappyLife

Team Gone Rogue's comments:

Hi,everyone. This is my personal and first published game after trying to use a game engine to develop games for a few years. (I didn't have programming background.) All feedback is welcome. Thank you!

05-05-2017, 01:33 PM
Hello, I tried the game (despite I usually don't like much the freemiums) :
There are tons of games of this kind in the app store but your game is the best of them.
I launched the app whilst in airplane mode (some options are not available, nothing wrong for me)
Great 8 bits music
You can collect bank notes
It is not too fast paced
You can revive by using the collected bank notes -> this is a great idea !

So, this game deserves the privilege to stay in my ipad pro (IOS 9.3 enhanced by Pangu..)
Not bad at all for a first game!!!
05-05-2017, 09:58 PM
Joined: May 2017
Posts: 3
Thank you very much, Jean pierre. Your kind words really mean a lot to me. I'll even try harder for my next games. (This game will have an update to improve UI soon.)