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App description: ******* Winner of no game design competitions ********

A beautiful game of skill, beauty, and broken dreams. No compelling story, gorgeous hand-drawn artwork or advertisments to get in the way.


"They should give you a peace prize" - pasmal
"The balls from above should not kill me!" - nordisk
"You'll break the suspension of disbelief if you add hats. Realism out the window" - sobri
"I don't understand this" - nikolozi


Play the beautiful game of football as never seen before. Really - it's nothing like soccer at all. No compelling story, gorgeous hand-drawn artwork or advertisments to get in the way.


- Designed exclusively for iPhone and iPad
- Share hilarious moments or stream live to friends with ReplayKit
- Challenging gameplay for the expert gamer
- Stunningly amateur artwork and physics based animations
- It's not easy! Share strategies and tactics for success with your friends! Or don't because then they might beat your score.

reason1892's comments:
I made a really silly qwoppey difficult most "realistic" soccer simulator! It's a one-person show so the artwork reflects that but hey... it's all fun and games :) Hope y'all have a giggle with it!

The App Store Blurb:

******* Winner of no game design competitions ********

A beautiful game of skill, beauty, and broken dreams.


"They should give you a peace prize" - pasmal
"The balls from above should not kill me!" - nordisk
"You'll break the suspension of disbelief if you add hats. Realism out the window" - sobri
"I don't understand this" - nikolozi


Play the beautiful game of football as never seen before. Really - it's nothing like soccer at all. No compelling story, gorgeous hand-drawn artwork or advertisments to get in the way.


- Designed exclusively for iPhone and iPad
- Share hilarious moments or stream live to friends with ReplayKit
- Challenging gameplay for the expert gamer
- Stunningly amateur artwork and physics based animations


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06-13-2017, 05:34 AM
#2
Joined: Jun 2017
Posts: 2
I should also add that wow... there's another "funny" soccer game on the app store that's been cloned soooo many tiiiiimes. Why aren't these people making fresh / original content?