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90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles

View Poll Results: Do you spend most of your waking hours staring at glowing rectangles?
Yes 14 63.64%
No 6 27.27%
Sometimes 2 9.09%
Voters: 22. You may not vote on this poll
10-27-2009, 06:18 PM
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90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles


PALO ALTO, CA—A new report published this week by researchers at Stanford University suggests that Americans spend the vast majority of each day staring at, interacting with, and deriving satisfaction from glowing rectangles.
10-27-2009, 06:21 PM
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: Georgia
Posts: 2,818
Your username should be "GuyWhoPostsLinks99"

and lastly we have the abu sayaf and MILF, two terrorist factions in the Philippines, and ivé yet to see any fruits of labor from the government concerning these terrorist threats.
Originally Posted by LBG View Post
There's a MILF terrorist faction? Awesome! Sign me up.
10-27-2009, 06:42 PM
Joined: Jan 2009
Location: The Internet
Posts: 1,533
I love the Onion.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former." ~ Albert Einstein
10-27-2009, 06:43 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 6,509
Originally Posted by Fletch View Post
I love the Onion.
Everybody loves the Onion.