90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles

View Poll Results: Do you spend most of your waking hours staring at glowing rectangles?
Yes 14 63.64%
No 6 27.27%
Sometimes 2 9.09%
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10-27-2009, 06:18 PM
#1
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90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...ng_hours_spent

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PALO ALTO, CA—A new report published this week by researchers at Stanford University suggests that Americans spend the vast majority of each day staring at, interacting with, and deriving satisfaction from glowing rectangles.
10-27-2009, 06:21 PM
#2
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Location: Georgia
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Your username should be "GuyWhoPostsLinks99"

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and lastly we have the abu sayaf and MILF, two terrorist factions in the Philippines, and ivé yet to see any fruits of labor from the government concerning these terrorist threats.
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There's a MILF terrorist faction? Awesome! Sign me up.
10-27-2009, 06:42 PM
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I love the Onion.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former." ~ Albert Einstein
10-27-2009, 06:43 PM
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I love the Onion.
Everybody loves the Onion.