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App description: 50% OFF LAUNCH DISCOUNT!
Lock and Load! It's time to Kick Ass. Grab your machine-gun, flamethrower, rocket launcher and grenades. Assault the enemy bases and free commandos to join your team while you destroy everything in sight.

The enemy has grown bold in spreading their highly-addictive Krystal Yayo across the global, which is turning everyone into mindless, zombie like hordes. If the enemy is not stopped soon and all the Krystal Yayo destroyed, the world as we know it will be no more. You have been chosen to lead the ultimate mission across the global to rescue your comrades, wipe out all of the enemy's production of Krystal Yayo, and kill everyone else you encounter!

Good luck commando!

Not ready to join the Kick Ass Commandos yet? Checkout what these frontline reporters had to say:

TOUCH ARCADE "GAME OF THE WEEK"
"Kick Ass Commandos definitely has that 'just one more go' special sauce, and with its near constant action, explosions, and gore it's a wild ride that's definitely worth taking." - TouchArcade

APP SPY "THURSDAY FIND"
"If you're looking for a sharp-edged blaster that almost begs to be picked up and played, then you're going to love everything that Kick Ass Commandos has to offer." - AppSpy

APP ADVICE - 9.1
"Kick Ass Commandos is an intense and insanely fun dual-stick shooter packed with explosions for days." - AppAdvice

APP REVIEW TODAY - 9.1
"Kick Ass Commandos is a dual-stick action shooter that makes you feel like "Rambo." If you enjoyed games like Soul Knight and The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, then you will love what Kick Ass Commandos has to offer." - App Review Today

POCKET GAMER - 8/10
"When it comes to thick and juicy shooting, you'd be hard pressed to find anything better that's hit the App Store this year" and "You're unlikely to find a better retro arcade blaster anywhere. And that's high praise indeed." - Pocket Gamer

Still need convincing private? Checkout these kick ass features!

UNIQUE MISSION PACKS
Each mission pack has a unique theme including deadly jungles, frozen arctic tundra, and scorching desert wastelands.

UNLOCK COMMANDOS
Rescue special commandos to add them to your unit which you can use on future missions.

UPGRADE AND CUSTOMIZE COMMANDOS
Send your commandos out on missions to earn upgrade points which you can use to customize your commandos to your liking.

DESTRUCTIBLE LEVELS
Do you love explosions? Awesome, so do we! You can blow up all sorts of stuff on the missions. Want to see what a rocket launcher does to a palm tree or a grenade to tank? The power is in your hands, or should we say weapon?

TONS OF ENEMY VEHICLES TO DESTROY
Tanks, sniper towers, gunboats, snowmobiles, and attack helicopters to name a few. If you can dream it, you can destroy it!

BADASS BOSSES GALORE
The game is full of tough, badass bosses including:
* The Rocket Brothers who are big ballin twin brothers who both wield multi-shot rocket launchers!
* Killer Yeti Warriors who will stop at nothing to eat your heart while it is still beating in your chest.
* Giant, genetically engineered Alligators - need we say more?
* Corpus Natas an evil cult leader who is on a quest for immortality by luring innocents with the addictive Krystal Yayo.

Gwarmaxx's comments:

Kick Ass Commandos

Anarchy Enterprises
Genres: Games Action Arcade Entertainment
$2.99 USD


Quote:
50% OFF LAUNCH DISCOUNT!
Lock and Load! It's time to Kick Ass. Grab your machine-gun, flamethrower, rocket launcher and grenades. Assault the enemy bases and free commandos to join your team while you destroy everything in sight.

The enemy has grown bold in spreading their highly-addictive Krystal Yayo across the global, which is turning everyone into mindless, zombie like hordes. If the enemy is not stopped soon and all the Krystal Yayo destroyed, the world as we know it will be no more. You have been chosen to lead the ultimate mission across the global to rescue your comrades, wipe out all of the enemy's production of Krystal Yayo, and kill everyone else you encounter!

Good luck commando!

UNIQUE MISSION PACKS
Each mission pack has a unique theme including deadly jungles, frozen arctic tundra, and scorching desert wastelands.

UNLOCK COMMANDOS
Rescue special commandos to add them to your unit which you can use on future missions.

UPGRADE AND CUSTOMIZE COMMANDOS
Send your commandos out on missions to earn upgrade points which you can use to customize your commandos to your liking.

DESTRUCTIBLE LEVELS
Do you love explosions? Awesome, so do we! You can blow up all sorts of stuff on the missions. Want to see what a rocket launcher does to a palm tree or a grenade to tank? The power is in your hands, or should we say weapon?

TONS OF ENEMY VEHICLES TO DESTROY
Tanks, sniper towers, gunboats, snowmobiles, and attack helicopters to name a few. If you can dream it, you can destroy it!

BADASS BOSSES GALORE
The game is full of tough, badass bosses including:
* The Rocket Brothers who are big ballin twin brothers who both wield multi-shot rocket launchers!
* Killer Yeti Warriors who will stop at nothing to eat your heart while it is still beating in your chest.
* Giant, genetically engineered Alligators - need we say more?
* Corpus Natas an evil cult leader who is on a quest for immortality by luring innocents with the addictive Krystal Yayo.












Supported Devices:
  • iPhone3GS-iPhone-3GS
  • iPhone4-iPhone4
  • iPodTouchFourthGen-iPodTouchFourthGen
  • iPad2Wifi-iPad2Wifi
  • iPad23G-iPad23G
  • iPhone4S-iPhone4S
  • iPadThirdGen-iPadThirdGen
  • iPadThirdGen4G-iPadThirdGen4G
  • iPhone5-iPhone5
  • iPodTouchFifthGen-iPodTouchFifthGen
  • iPadFourthGen-iPadFourthGen
  • iPadFourthGen4G-iPadFourthGen4G
  • iPadMini-iPadMini
  • iPadMini4G-iPadMini4G
  • iPhone5c-iPhone5c
  • iPhone5s-iPhone5s
  • iPadAir-iPadAir
  • iPadAirCellular-iPadAirCellular
  • iPadMiniRetina-iPadMiniRetina
  • iPadMiniRetinaCellular-iPadMiniRetinaCellular
  • iPhone6-iPhone6
  • iPhone6Plus-iPhone6Plus
  • iPadAir2-iPadAir2
  • iPadAir2Cellular-iPadAir2Cellular
  • iPadMini3-iPadMini3
  • iPadMini3Cellular-iPadMini3Cellular
  • iPodTouchSixthGen-iPodTouchSixthGen
  • iPhone6s-iPhone6s
  • iPhone6sPlus-iPhone6sPlus
  • iPadMini4-iPadMini4
  • iPadMini4Cellular-iPadMini4Cellular
  • iPadPro-iPadPro
  • iPadProCellular-iPadProCellular
  • iPadPro97-iPadPro97
  • iPadPro97Cellular-iPadPro97Cellular
  • iPhoneSE-iPhoneSE
  • iPhone7-iPhone7
  • iPhone7Plus-iPhone7Plus
  • iPad611-iPad611
  • iPad612-iPad612
  • iPad71-iPad71
  • iPad72-iPad72
  • iPad73-iPad73
  • iPad74-iPad74
  • iPhone8-iPhone8
  • iPhone8Plus-iPhone8Plus
  • iPhoneX-iPhoneX

Minimum iOS Version: iOS 6.0

Download Size: 415.8MB

10-05-2017, 11:04 PM
#2
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: NCC 1701
Posts: 3,331
i'm having a lot of fun with this dual stick shooter... lot of missions and total mayhem!
what a pleasant surprise, didn't expect this port.

edit > btw, it reminds me the good old Guerrilla War, i loved it!

Last edited by Gwarmaxx; 10-06-2017 at 07:22 PM.

10-05-2017, 11:54 PM
#3
Joined: Aug 2010
Location: The last time zone for iOS game releases :(
Posts: 2,221
Very good ratings on Steam! Buying now! Nice find Gwarmaxx!

EDIT: WOW!!! Where is Metalcasket! He would love this game!
Training mission one completed and I’m in love!

Last edited by sugimulm; 10-05-2017 at 11:58 PM.
10-05-2017, 11:55 PM
#4
Whats the battery drain

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10-06-2017, 12:07 AM
#5
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 9,117
Quote:
Originally Posted by sugimulm View Post
Very good ratings on Steam! Buying now! Nice find Gwarmaxx!

EDIT: WOW!!! Where is Metalcasket! He would love this game!
Training mission one completed and Im in love!
Hi. Firing it up right this very second!

Everyone's favorite chamber of death, doom and decomposition.
10-06-2017, 12:30 AM
#6
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 9,117
HAH! This is nuts! Any game that has immense explosions and me constantly dying in the training missions...yeah, definitely got my respect!

Everyone's favorite chamber of death, doom and decomposition.
10-06-2017, 01:16 AM
#7
Joined: Aug 2010
Location: The last time zone for iOS game releases :(
Posts: 2,221
Quote:
Originally Posted by metalcasket View Post
HAH! This is nuts! Any game that has immense explosions and me constantly dying in the training missions...yeah, definitely got my respect!
How about the destructible environments and gore! Saw a guys head pop right off! Lovin every second of this bad boy.
10-06-2017, 01:37 AM
#8
Joined: Mar 2017
Posts: 226
Instant buy!
10-06-2017, 04:14 AM
#9
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 10,860
Love dual stick shooters and Commando/Ikari Warriors style games

Bought it and love it !
10-06-2017, 04:16 AM
#10
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 1,518
How hard is this? Is it proper retro commando start right back at the beginning of a level if you can't beat the boss hard or does I have mid level saves?

I'm not a high score chaser but got to admit this does look good.....