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App description: A hilarious, insanely hard, platformer that will succeed in making you happy and angry at the same time, all the time.

You are Herman, a lowly pipe peasant who must slide his way to becoming the MIGHTY PIPE LORD or LORD OF THE PIPES if you will.

To do this you must conquer over 40 awesome HAND CRAFTED LEVELS spread across THREE UNIQUE GAME WORLDS and collect THE GOLDEN PINEAPPLES. It all makes perfect sense!

- Simple responsive controls
- A game thats actually funny!
- Beautiful artwork
- 3 Game worlds
- 3 Unique play styles.
- Fart jokes!
- Localised AUDIO!

Pipe Lord is brought to you by the handsome fellows behind 8-BIT WATERSLIDE, MAXIMUM CAR and FAST FOOD RAMPAGE!
10-27-2017, 12:06 AM
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 9,193
This absolutely has my seal of approval. Tough as nails, smart level design (even incorporating really slight puzzle aspects in terms of the collection of items), controls are on point, a ton of variety...this will certainly keep me entertained until Super Meat Boy Forever comes out (if it ever does).

EDIT: Caveat... Despite downloading over 3G, this thing is a monstrosity at half a gig.

Everyone's favorite chamber of death, doom and decomposition.

Last edited by metalcasket; 10-27-2017 at 12:27 AM.
10-27-2017, 04:25 AM
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 1,006
Hahaha I immediately knew this game was from the same devs as 8-BIT WATERSLIDE as soon as I saw the icon. Funny stuff.
10-27-2017, 06:18 AM
Seems to be an auto-runner, right? Damn, don't have time to memorize even more things in my life .
Oh, and my very short gaming life

This long gameplay video might be a little deciding help for others?

10-27-2017, 06:38 AM
8-BIT WATERSLIDE is one of my all-time favorite games. Buying this is a no-brainer

"@ColeDaddy - My wallet hates you. That is all."
12-16-2017, 05:51 PM
Thanks for the kind words guys.

Yup, I signed up just to say that.