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App description: Golf your way up to the top of a surreal mountain.
Listen as Alva explains why he made such a cruel game.
Fall all the way back to the bottom.
And if you manage to get to the top?
Will that make you feel good?
Will you feel that it's all been worth it?
I think you will.

Based on 2017's hit "Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy".
Bennett Foddy himself has played this game and has given it his blessing.

nyanpass's comments:


http://store.steampowered.com/app/81...ith_Alva_Majo/

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04-01-2018, 02:09 PM
#2
Joined: Nov 2008
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 269
Lousy waste of time and money

This is undoubtedly the worse iOS game I've played. Nothing about it is the slightest bit enjoyable. This should have been rejected by Apple, it is not deserving of a place in the App Store, and I intend to submit a refund request stating my views. This is quite simply a ripoff at its price of $1.99; it is the epitome of frustration, with terrible physics and mind-numbing gameplay.

Last edited by Grist; 04-01-2018 at 09:20 PM.
04-04-2018, 11:27 PM
#3
Joined: Dec 2012
Location: Salt Lake City, Utah
Posts: 317
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grist View Post
This is undoubtedly the worse iOS game I've played. Nothing about it is the slightest bit enjoyable. This should have been rejected by Apple, it is not deserving of a place in the App Store, and I intend to submit a refund request stating my views. This is quite simply a ripoff at its price of $1.99; it is the epitome of frustration, with terrible physics and mind-numbing gameplay.
I honestly don't know if this rings more of stinging rebuke, or resounding endorsement.

Apples and Oranges for everyone 🍎👐🍊
04-05-2018, 04:51 AM
#4
Joined: Dec 2017
Posts: 833
When we play this game, we realize how wonderful our daily life is.

There are more things in heaven and earth.