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App description: Yes comrades, you can now get the full game of GUTS for free! No strings - or pigs - attached. Enjoy (or be punished).

ARE YOU READY FOR GUTS?

Comrades, prepare to embark on the most horrific, terrifying and down-right sickening adventure of your life!

Yes, after months of sweaty sweat and punishing punishment, Slabovia the Worlds Happiest Dictatorship is now ready to unleash its GUTS: a modern day retro classic.

Be shrunken down to microscopic proportions and enter Slabovias fearsome dictator on a death-defying mission to fix up his aging body, destroy all manner of vile beastie and rewire the old mans brain. Oh, and try escape with your life!


For more information on GUTS and Slabovia visit www.slabovia.tv


WHATS BEING SAID:

By far the best game weve ever been forced to play, - The Potato, Slabovias best-selling and only newspaper.

More engaging than Grime & Punishment and much less boring than War and Pigs, - State Approved Literary Review.

Buy it. Enjoy it. Or Be Punished! - General Schmerdiaokv, Slabovian dictator.


GUTS FEATURES:

Cutting edge retro action, with 8-bit inspired technology
The first and only iPhone game to be set inside a dictator
Facebook Connect technology
An ear-bleeding soundtrack by Si Begg VS Slaboiva 8-Bit Orchestra
11 terrifying levels that will put you off your tea
More than 20 horrific beasties who dont like you too much
A once in a lifetime chance to see inside The General
Free citizenship of Slabovia The Worlds Happiest Dictatorship


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11-10-2009, 07:41 AM
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Cool, looks interesting.

11-10-2009, 08:51 AM
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I don't want to alarm anyone, but I just played this, felt a tingle, rushed to the bathroom, and urinated rainbows and glitter.
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Yesss, I'm off for a leak to see if the same happens for me.
11-10-2009, 09:00 AM
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11-10-2009, 03:59 PM
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This looks funny. Funny advert too

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11-10-2009, 04:00 PM
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I forgot to mention we are open for business when it comes to suggestions for updates on this...

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11-10-2009, 04:03 PM
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Has anyone here played this? It looks interesting, but I'd love some impressions.

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11-10-2009, 04:04 PM
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Has anyone here played this? It looks interesting, but I'd love some impressions.
have the promos been handed out to those who won the contest?...I was hoping for impressions from the winners

Quote:
Originally Posted by sizzlakalonji View Post
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I just played this, felt a tingle, rushed to the bathroom, and urinated rainbows and glitter.
Quote:
Originally Posted by sammysin View Post
Yesss, I'm off for a leak to see if the same happens for me.
11-10-2009, 04:08 PM
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have the promos been handed out to those who won the contest?...I was hoping for impressions from the winners
Wasn't even aware of a contest. Yes, if you've won, please come back and share. It's the honorable thing to do if you've been given a code.

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11-10-2009, 09:43 PM
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I took the plunge. First off, the presentation in this game is fantastic. From the story, to the humor, to the comic book style cut scenes, everything is top notch. The game play is similar to blimp, but I think the controls are a little stiffer than in blimp. They could probably stand to tweak them a bit, but they are certainly playable. I'm pretty impressed after 3 levels, although the gameplay hasn't really changed much. This is one of those games where the presentation is so stellar that you want to keep playing.

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