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Apps that make you go WTF!?

11-17-2009, 09:21 AM
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Apps that make you go WTF!?

Just for fun, there a few apps and games out there that that are quite strange. Meet exhibit A:

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11-17-2009, 09:28 AM
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11-17-2009, 09:37 AM
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WTF. Seriously WTF. How the hell did it get approved?
11-17-2009, 09:38 AM
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Could that be any more stupid... Lol. Anyone here for Zen Bound? Wrapping a rope around random objects and calling it a relaxing game? Thats a fail right there.
11-17-2009, 09:40 AM
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Suicidegirls FTMFW!!!

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11-17-2009, 09:45 AM
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I don't know...you can tell from the app description that they're not taking themselves too seriously. Personally, I don't see the problem with virtually making out with a hot tattooed girl. That being said, I'm not buying this, just saying that I don't think they're being too serious with it, all in good fun.

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11-17-2009, 10:00 AM
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Regardless of whether they are serious or not, it still deserves a WTF for concept
11-17-2009, 10:56 AM
What about something even dirtier:Poop Log

That's a real WTF
11-17-2009, 11:07 AM
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Crab Optical Boat

I've written about this one before here on TA.

Controls are bizarre - you move by turning on/off thrusters at the rear tips of your ship, so you go straight, or spin madly left or right.

You shoot crabs on your way to THE ENEMY which is so big you run into it most of the time when you get close. Typical anime pop is playing in the background.

Should you manage to shoot THE ENEMY an image of an anime girl flashes over the screen with each shot landed.

Killing THE ENEMY gives you some Japanese guys cheering you on and a plate of cooked crab.

Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post

Worst idea ever!