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App description: teh internets is open source software released under the GNU General Public License. Source code is available here: https://github.com/insurgentgames/teh-internets

BRACE YOURSELF FOR AN IPHONE LOLPOCALYPSE!

"New and Noteworthy", "Hot New Games" - Apple

"The memes are fantastic and will make players laugh, cry and become angry. It's s0 full of win because this game IS teh int3r7ub3s!" - iPhone in Canada

"It's vaguely terrifying." - Kotaku

"It's about time that someone paid tribute to all the wonderful memes that 21st century life would be so pointless without." - Unthinkable

See video at http://www.insurgentgames.com/teh-internets/
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In teh internets you travel through the wilds of the net in your roflcopter collecting adorable lolcats, dodging annoying popup windows, and feeding the trolls cheezburgers in this action-arcade cyberspace-shooter time reaction game. Expect to get smashed with internet memes.

Objects in the world of teh internets include:
* Adorable lolcats
* Obnoxious popup windows
* Average trolls (get smaller when you feed them)
* Viruses (virii?)
* Ruthless trolls (get bigger when you feed them)
* Flaming trolls (get bigger and shoot insults at you)
* Firewalls
* Lollerskaters (for extra lives!)

teh internets uses OpenFeint for global leaderboards and achievements! There are a total of 23 achievements to unlock, ranging from "n00bs first lolcat", to "i can has cheezburger", to "imma let you finish!"; and there are 9 different leaderboards to compete on.

OMG this game is the awesome sauce.

micah's comments:
Hey TouchArcaders! I'm happy to announce (to you guys before anyone else) the release of teh internets - When Memes Attack!!!!!11 ZOMG you're gonna love it.



11-24-2009, 05:38 PM
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YES!!!!! no money but YES!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer View Post
Someone is ridiculing Big Albie? Kill him.
Always remember, you can't spell slaughter without laughter.

Last edited by spidey146; 11-24-2009 at 05:43 PM.

11-24-2009, 05:40 PM
#3
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Finally...what promo

memory cards
11-24-2009, 05:41 PM
#4
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lolz
instant winz
11-24-2009, 05:42 PM
#5
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Did someone say Porno?

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11-24-2009, 05:42 PM
#6
Joined: Jul 2009
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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OH EM GEE!

I tested this game and it is totally awesums.

Games I have beta tested: Minigore, Cogs, Guerilla Bob, Above and Beyond: Air Combat, Baseball Superstars 2010, 33rd Division, Cash Machine, 5 star General, Flick Football... Possibly some other ones I;ve forgotten
11-24-2009, 05:43 PM
#7
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Z0mg pl0x z0rz

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11-24-2009, 05:43 PM
#8
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Location: England
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This game makes me feel scared.

hello!
11-24-2009, 05:45 PM
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nothing *looks both ways*

thanks micah, try the game guys, the most original thing on "teh internets"

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer View Post
Someone is ridiculing Big Albie? Kill him.
Always remember, you can't spell slaughter without laughter.
11-24-2009, 05:45 PM
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Joined: May 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Crazy View Post
This game makes me feel scared.
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