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Old 12-01-2009, 06:29 AM
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Default Boobies! [free boob simulator]

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Boobies has been rejected by Apple and will likely never see the App Store.
Perhaps we'll one day see the birth of the "Explicit" category...



Hello all,
with great pleasure I would like to announce that my second app, Boobies, has been submitted to Apple on the 29th of November.

Description:
Join the revolution!
Bag yourself a pair of realistic and super bouncy boobies for your iPhone, take them out and jiggle them about every time you're feeling down, guaranteed to bring laughter and happiness wherever and whenever!

Keep an eye out for updates too, the boobies in your iPhone will keep improving and bring you pleasant surprises!

And the best part? It's all free! Because we believe in a better world with more Boobies for everyone!

Features

* - Physically simulated breasts
* - Interact with multi-touch and accelerometer
* - 5 types of bra/bikini, 3 skin colours, and many more to come!

Enjoy Boobies responsibly, treat them gently and don't break them!

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Thanks!

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Old 12-01-2009, 06:40 AM
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I think if Apple approves the name "Boobies", when you submit an update/sequel you should call it "Boobies; Even More Boob Baskets

Good Luck
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:40 AM
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can't wait to see if this gets approved... lol
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:45 AM
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can't wait to get my hands on them ..errr... it.
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Old 12-01-2009, 01:25 PM
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thats not very realistic at all-there are no bumps where the nipples should be!

i mean, what the hell!?
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Old 12-01-2009, 01:33 PM
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thats not very realistic at all-there are no bumps where the nipples should be!

i mean, what the hell!?
Hehe, missing option: "Smuggling raisins"
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Old 12-01-2009, 01:40 PM
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thats not very realistic at all-there are no bumps where the nipples should be!

i mean, what the hell!?
Padded bra?

Do we only have the option of unrealistically disproportioned boobs?
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Old 12-01-2009, 02:34 PM
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Padded bra?

Do we only have the option of unrealistically disproportioned boobs?
dammit! i hate padded bra!

and to answer your question, if they made it 'normal sized' they wouldn't be that jiggly, therefore less fun.

maybe a slider to adjust boob size
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Old 12-01-2009, 03:11 PM
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make an option to get them wet
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Old 12-01-2009, 03:14 PM
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I think all of this is hilarious. I wonder what would happen if a "woman with an opinion" came across this thread and this APP. Think of all the colorful comments that would ensue. If this app is done well, then it could be as big as the fart button ya know! Future updates could have different viewing angles and maybe a even a "create your own pair "section. This one could be big! Funny stuff though.
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