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Don't Kill the Kitten (free) [Submitted]

12-02-2009, 10:24 PM
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Don't Kill the Kitten (free) [Submitted]



Don’t Kill the Kitten is the latest entry into the ever popular Kitten Defense genre of games on the iPhone. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll watch that kitten get hit in the face with a double barrel shotgun. Figuring out how to play is only half the battle! But don’t take our word for it:

“Amazing! This is the best Kitten Defense game I’ve ever played!”
- Robot Symphony

“Well worth the money! I can’t put it down!”
- Robot Symphony

“It blew my mind; and that kitten!”
- Robot Symphony

“You’re truly sick; what happened to you?”
- Robot Symphony’s mom

Features:
- Devilishly hard collection of mini-games
- Hand Draw, sadistic animation
- Voice over that mocks your inevitable failure
- Ironically relaxing music
- Open Feint support
- Online leader boards
- Achievements

Do you have what it takes to save the kitten? Can you even figure out how to get past the first level?

The app was submitted two weeks ago and will hopefully be approved by apple soon.

Last edited by slipster216; 12-02-2009 at 10:27 PM. Reason: changing title tag
12-02-2009, 10:28 PM
#2
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What has the world come to? This game is just sickening.

12-02-2009, 10:29 PM
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This is just sad, especially the part where the kitten is rolling on the bomb

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12-02-2009, 10:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slipster216 View Post
The app was submitted two weeks ago and will hopefully be rejected by apple soon.
Fixed.
12-02-2009, 10:31 PM
#5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mrchennyken View Post
What has the world come to? This game is just sickening.
You know you love it
12-02-2009, 10:31 PM
#6
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lol @ the trailer... which part is the actual gameplay? Arent you supposed to defend the kittens?

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12-02-2009, 10:32 PM
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Hahaa. nice
12-02-2009, 10:33 PM
#8
Wow this is cruel

but I know where this game from. It's just like that "dont shoot the puppy" game. You just sit there and ignored everything the game throws at you
12-02-2009, 10:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prab View Post
lol @ the trailer... which part is the actual gameplay? Arent you supposed to defend the kittens?
Yes, the object of the game is to keep the kitten alive. It's part puzzle, part quick reaction mini-games.
12-02-2009, 10:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by da shiz wiz 19 View Post
Wow this is cruel

but I know where this game from. It's just like that "dont shoot the puppy" game. You just sit there and ignored everything the game throws at you
No, there's actual game play in this one, though don't shoot the puppy's humor/trickery was a primary influence..