★ TouchArcade needs your help. Click here to support us on Patreon.

My Lil' Bastard from Adult Swim

12-18-2009, 09:47 AM
#1
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 10,505
My Lil' Bastard from Adult Swim

http://toucharcade.com/2009/12/18/ad...stard-preview/


Quote:
Adult Swim seems to be on a mission of porting every single one of their flash games to the iPhone, with My Lil' Bastard being the next from their lineup making the jump to the App Store.

My Lil' Bastard is a fairly simple virtual pet game where you raise your own lil' bastard, starting with adjusting a heat lamp to determine its sex. From there you learn how to feed it, clean it, look after it, and keep it happy. Of course, being an Adult Swim game, this isn't your average virtual pet. Your lil' bastard will inevitably have an attitude problem which will lead to lots of vomiting, thrown molotov cocktails, and even breaking the water bottle you use to discipline him or her.


Like the other Adult Swim games, My Lil' Bastard is playable for free on the Adult Swim Games site, and this is a pocket-sized carbon copy of the same game with touch controls instead of a mouse pointer.
http://toucharcade.com/2009/12/18/ad...stard-preview/
12-18-2009, 11:23 AM
#2
Joined: May 2009
Location: The Underworld
Posts: 9,230
i'm going to love and feed him and call him George

Quote:
Originally Posted by sizzlakalonji View Post
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I just played this, felt a tingle, rushed to the bathroom, and urinated rainbows and glitter.
Quote:
Originally Posted by sammysin View Post
Yesss, I'm off for a leak to see if the same happens for me.

12-18-2009, 11:25 AM
#3
Quote:
Originally Posted by Devilishly Good View Post
i'm going to love and feed him and call him George
OHHH YEAH!!

Well I am going to LOVE him SQUEEZE him AND CALL HIM GEORGE!!! BEAT THAT!
12-18-2009, 11:26 AM
#4
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: England
Posts: 3,254
I never really liked the flash game on this.

hello!
12-18-2009, 12:21 PM
#5
Joined: May 2009
Location: The Underworld
Posts: 9,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bronson15 View Post
OHHH YEAH!!

Well I am going to LOVE him SQUEEZE him AND CALL HIM GEORGE!!! BEAT THAT!
I like dogs and I like kitties, squeeze them all to itty bitties.

Quote:
Originally Posted by sizzlakalonji View Post
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I just played this, felt a tingle, rushed to the bathroom, and urinated rainbows and glitter.
Quote:
Originally Posted by sammysin View Post
Yesss, I'm off for a leak to see if the same happens for me.
12-18-2009, 07:11 PM
#6
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: touchArcade
Posts: 749
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Crazy View Post
I never really liked the flash game on this.
How can you be a true Quitit fan without loving this game? The're so alike!! Except this one is different in that it has levels and different style of gameplay, but still, an odd virtual pet.
12-18-2009, 07:15 PM
#7
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: State of Hysteria
Posts: 1,487
Send a message via AIM to RankoSao
But Lumpys not a pet, and hes not obnoxious like this...thing, is...

Played the website version for a while, my GOD i dislike that thing, it never has anything nice to do or say to you.. The game i played pretty much ended in a war, it threw up, i disciplined it, it threw up AGAIN, etc, etc

DEFY THE COSMOS!
12-18-2009, 11:35 PM
#8
Wow, I couldn't play that game for 5 minutes, it pissed me off so much, he would just take a crap everywhere. He wouldn't go to the toilet, and now I can't get him to get on the computer. I definitely do not like that game, at all.

Beta Tested:Secret Project by 9000BC guy, and Payload.

Looking Forward To: We City, and Eliminate 2, and any other fun games!
12-19-2009, 09:03 AM
#9
I'll be getting this for sure. I love the Adult Swim games.