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Enviro-Bear 2010: Greatest Game Ever Created?

View Poll Results: Prove my friends he's wrong. Should he buy Enviro-bear?
That IDIOT! He DOESN'T WANT ENVIROBEAR?!?! GAAAH! 26 45.61%
Envirobear is, like, the worst game evaaarrrr. You're stoopid. 8 14.04%
What the $#@! is an Enviro-bear? 4 7.02%
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh*t. 19 33.33%
Voters: 57. You may not vote on this poll
01-07-2010, 07:38 PM
#1
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Enviro-Bear 2010: Greatest Game Ever Created?

My friend, who I will keep anonymous, thinks that Enviro-bear 2010 "looks stupid" and "has bad graphics" and "is boring." He does not have the game.


It's time to prove him wrong.


Ok guys, I need your help. Vote on the poll and leave your awesome comment on Enviro-Bear so he can finally understand its power. I won't give up until he finally realizes how much the iPod Touch/ iPhone community was impacted by EnviroBear. I'm aiming for over 200 votes in this thing. Now go!
Let him feel the might of the Enviro-Bear army!!!

Last edited by funkynubman; 01-07-2010 at 07:57 PM.
01-07-2010, 07:41 PM
#2
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This game is the greatest thing ever.
Greater than sliced bread, greater than Obama, greater than the death of Hitler, greater than jelly, greater than all of Tiger Woods' partners put together.

Hakuna Matata

01-07-2010, 07:41 PM
#3
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Envirobear

Don't forget to VOTE ON THE POLL!!!

Oh yeah, and leave a comment why Envirobear is such an awesome game.
01-07-2010, 07:47 PM
#4
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Location: London, UK
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Enviro-bear is obviously great, but these topics stopped being great after the 60th or so.

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01-07-2010, 07:48 PM
#5
enviro-bear sucks, the controls are terrible and the overall objective is pointless

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01-07-2010, 07:49 PM
#6
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 325
is it really worth it....
01-07-2010, 07:50 PM
#7
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Location: London, UK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Themagictouch View Post
enviro-bear sucks, the controls are terrible and the overall objective is pointless
The controls are spot on, you're terrible at using them.

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01-07-2010, 07:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Themagictouch View Post
enviro-bear sucks, the controls are terrible and the overall objective is pointless
The controls ARE supposed to be terrible. How else would a one-armed bear drive a car?
01-07-2010, 07:52 PM
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Just show him the votes in this thread http://forums.toucharcade.com/showth...ht=Enviro-Bear

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01-07-2010, 07:52 PM
#10
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What the- someone hacked my account. I did NOT add that last poll option.